September 4, 2020
Happy Birthday, BossMan Wayne! The HORN would never have existed without you.
The day has been consumed in righteous outrage. No American president has EVER defecated upon our military as Coward Caligula has done. Even peacenik candidates like George McGovern (who damned well flew bombing missions over Germany) never said what Trump has said about our fallen. Never. No one. It is a secular sacrilege. It consumed the filibobster and a big part of the Front Porch.
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September 3, 2020
Rochester, NY cops suspended in killing another African-American man, this time by smothering him with a bag over his head. NY AG Letitia James shows Kentucky AG how justice is supposed to work. The Cowardly Lyin calls American WW I dead "losers" and "suckers." Joe Biden accused by MAGATS of scripting comments from audience members in Kenosha. Breaking News: they're lying . . . again . . . just like their god-derperor. Nancy Pelosi ignites firestorm by getting her hair did. Julius Geezer tells the MAGATS to commit felonies . . . felonies that AG Bill "Pepe the Frog" Barr says he doesn't know exist. The CDC has been assilimated by the MAGATS.
September 2, 2020
Glory! A virtual service from the Virtual Cathedral of Common Sense! Sinners! Sinners everywhere! And what's the biggest sin of the day in TrumpMurkkka today? Three guesses and two don't count! Also: love came so near blooming in North Korea . . . so near, and yet so far.
September 1, 2020
Titanic intellect for the ages! Rand Paul, Liberturdian Opfamologiss, reported to be preparing to subpoena Antifa . . . plane records . . . financial records . . . travel records . . . soup records! Maybe he can subpoena Q while he's at it. Is Nitwit Nero suffering mini-strokes? He indignantly tweeted he isn't . . . but in TrumpWorld that means . . . and what's with the planeloads of black clad anarchists? And what about the bags of soup? West Virginia Governor Make West Virginia Great Big Ol' Jim Justice tries to mollify Covidiot parents who want their children to play football during a pandemic.
August 31, 2020
In the aftermath of the shooting in Portland this past weekend, an analysis of Patriot Prayer whinery and lies over what led up to the shooting. Real morans, these MAGATS, and really dangerous into the bargain.
August 31, 2020
We're just a little more than a month away from our elections and we're discussing what's going to happen when the numbers finally come in and we see who'll be our next President. Will it be the sitting contender who wants to make us "great again", yet he IS the sitting president and things are definitely not great, or will it be someone who has had experience and expertise in governing a country verses acting on a reality TV show? Only time will tell.
Please join us in this continuing process because we truly are all in this together.
August 31, 2020
It once was lost but now is found! The first two hours of last Tuesday's broadcast.
August 28, 2020
The Kool Kidz Klavern is over and America now needs a bleach shower. Rand Paul, liberturdian opfamologiss proves he learned nothing from his neighbor. For once, a pro-mask business owner goes off, demanding harsher penalties for the maskhole covidiots. Texas maskhole covidiots plan superspreader "civil disobedience" to protest bars being closed in Texas. Speaking of superspreaders, that's what Corona Caligula's acceptance speech was last night, and he held another one in New Hampshire today. Another rousing conversation on the Front Porch!
August 27, 2020
It's a real slog through the brambles, this is. Ouch! White-wing media goes full-klansman in defense of a 17-year-old homicidal maniac. Jacob Blake is chained to his bed. Corona Caligula turns his Hatch Act violation into a Superspreader event. America has a domestic terrorism problem and its embedded into law enforcement all over the country.
You got change for a potato?
August 26, 2020
Glory! Franklin Graham's daughter attacks children at the "Pro-family" RNC. Her first cousin, meanwhile, has joined the Lincoln Project. White-on-white violence in Kenosha. White people are, I suppose, just naturally violent. At least the cops gave the killer a cool drink of water before they DIDN'T arrest him and let him flee into Illinois . . . and yes, he's a MAGAT, because of course he is. Kentucky AG spits on the memory of Breonna Taylor. Melanoma, wearing her Fascist Barbie outfit, makes America an offer we can't understand. The RNC goes to Fort McHenry, from whence Francis Scott Key, racist poet, gave us the Star Spangled Banner. Trump CDC is going to get those COVID-19 testing numbers down if it kills us.
Your Salvation may vary.