Hey, look! No impeachment pettifoggers to deal with! That means we have some time for old-fashioned white-wing titanic intellects. Among other things, we learn a new, really silly MAGAT word: "Vexit." Also: Joe Scarborough uses an unusual phrase I used only days ago. MAGATS have a butthurt over being accurately described. Princess Iwanka Muhdaddy Trump decries "Elites." The witness question is more complex than most folks realize . . . unnecessarily so. It's raining couches.
Moran Monday, the Ken and Alan Edition. Nitwit Nero brings a pair of skeevy lawyers with a history of close association to sexual assault to offer his defense. The Goddess of Irony NEVER sleeps! SCOTUS, meanwhile, kicks immigrants in the guts. Mark Meadows channels his inner Queeg. Did someone say "pikes?"
The Front Porch crew tackles the week's impeachment proceedings.
Mowcow Mitch's assault on the Constitution continues. Impeachment Managers nonetheless persist in delivering a genuinely superb prosecution. Naturally, Precious Lindsey has (another) hissy. Nitwit Nero sets his sights on Social Security. Marsha "Goodness!" Blackburn slimes a decorated veteran.
The little ol' blue-haired ladies in the Fellership Hall Kitchen were waaaaaay to absorbed in watching the Senate's Impeachment Coverup to even think about cooking. And it's understandable. The House Managers are doing a magnificent job while the pettifogging lick-spittles for Nitwit Nero are reduced to sputtering and whining. At the same, time, watching the mastery displayed by Adam Schiff, I was reminded of the two Democratic primary candidates who keep saying that having people with the experience of an Adam Schiff in Congress is a bad idea. Know what's a bad idea? Either of those two as the nominee. How any candidate could declare that disenfranchising voters is a good idea is simply beyond me. In real time, a slobbering, shrieking MAGAT was hauled out of the Senate gallery, but because Moscow Mitch wants to do his coverup with as little light as possible, we weren't allowed to see it because he's muzzled the free press beyond any technology more recent than the ballpoint pen.
REMINDER: Impeachment isn't a "constitutional crisis." Covering up the misdeeds of an impeached president IS.
The MAGATS, led by their Madmiral, Moscow Mitch, sail the Ship of State (and the Constitution) smack dab into the iceberg to own the libs. Horrible lawyering, apparently, is its own reward. Greta Thunberg makes more sense in Davos than Nitwit Nero has in his entire, misbegotten life. For starters, she doesn't slur her words. For seconds, she actually understands what's happening to the planet and isn't blinded by sheer, unmitigated avarice.
He's baaaaaaack! The play's finished and it's time to get back to whipping the morans into shape. A Klan Rally in Richmond masquerades as a "gun rights" protest. Nitwit Nero thinks MLK Day is about him. Moscow Mitch readies his Senate Coverup of the Impeachment.
The last broadcast of the week and the last broadcast for the next week as I take the next week in performance of "The Lion In Winter," here in Alabama. Still, the impeachment "trial" is on its way, no one knows who or how the Iranian airliner was shot down, it turns out we tried to assassinate another Iranian (this one in Yemen), but missed. Nitwit Nero wants SCOTUS to refuse to fast-track the Obamacare case (because he doesn't want that mucking up the election like it did for the GOP in 2018. And he lost again in Court in New York. So much losing!
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The Iranian airliner debacle, discussed. Mike Lee somehow resists the charms of Jared. Cultural treasures not out of the woods. Impeachment keeps looming through the gloom and doom. A reminder: Combover Caligula's not the only one still unhealthily obsessed with the Obamas. Get the hockey puck.
Glory! Nitwit Nero gets dosed to speak the the nation. Republican senators disgusted by the arrogance of the Iran briefing they received (mirabile dictu!) General Jerry "Our God is bigger than their god" Boykin lionizes Julius Geezer for being an assassin. Odd, isn't it, how the "Christians" seem to have such a hard time following the teachings of Jesus? Who Would Jesus Assssinate?