Head-ON With Robyn Kincaid

The House has a new Mullah, er, Speaker. 

Well. On this evening, with the world going to pot around us, Lo! and Behold! A tiny little non-commercial, non-capitalist broadcast turned 18. "18, 18, 18". 

To do ANYTHING for eighteen years is somewhat remarkable. To talk to the world that long is a gift. I have sat here in West Virginia and learned SO much. Everyone who has ever called has become a friend. Like Bob Marley said, "Good friends we've had, good friends we've lost  along the way. . . "

I wish you could know how humbling my life is! To be trusted with information. To never mislead. And to have a damned giggle. 

I love my community!

The Mayhem In the House continues, and it's only getting dumber. Racist Bannon and Benny "Dry Wife" Shapiro are running opposite grifts. MAGAT Foreign Relations chair admits this is all a shutdown. Joyce Vance agrees with moi as to why Judge Chutkan hasn't dropped a rock yet on Nitwit Nero. 

If Gym dies anymore, it's gonna get religious. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Remember until the DAY you DIE how the people you thouoght were your friends HATED you.

For once, the MAGATS get the thorns. Jim "Jacket Off" Jordan has a "Hamlet," moment, indecisive. To run or not to run. Gee. I hope it doesn't hurt too little.

Deadly serious and at the same time hilariously incompetent. Jim "Jacket Off" Jordan's even lousier very bad day. 

Jim "Jacket Off" Jordan had a really rotten afternoon. Good. Most excellent. Twenty GOPpers said, "Aw, HELL, no!" to the very idea of him being Speaker and chaos ensued. Reminder: they may not even want a speaker. What they want is a shutdown. Meanwhile, Nitwit Nero tests his gag order. 

When is a "gag order" not a gag order? When it's applied to Nitwit Nero. "Gag" has both a specific and a colloquial meaning, as in, "joke." Bets on what it means in this context? Hate comes home in the Chicago suburbs. 

More of the same, unfortunately. But other madness, as well. George Anthony Devolder James Knox Polk Santos has a meltdown in a House office building (looks like Longworth). Jim "Jacket Off" Jordan inches toward a Speakership as media ask more questions about the young men whose rapes he ignored. Joe-To-the-Manchin-Born has polling problems. 

Really: Pooty's fingerprints are all over Hamas. Just the same, the MAGATS want to drink Iranian blood. Regardless, the MAGATS can't get their act together to pick a speaker. Meanwhile, Michele Batshit Crazy Bachman knows exactly why the attack happened. Get the hockey puck. Counsel for the Parking Garage breathes a sigh of relief. A case study of just how screwed up health insurance is in America.