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In memoriam for R.E. "Ted" Turner, for a time, once upon a time, my boss. 

The Secretary of DHHS is an ongoing threat to humanity. I would know. RFK is a menace to society. That's it.

Cankles Caligula confesses he's turned the U.S. Navy into pirates. How long ago did I say that? Secret Service shuts down the White House because shots were fired a mile or so away in D.C. Legal expert confirms Nitwit Nero has a bunch of problems in the Cole Allen trial. Said that already, too. I swear sometimes it's like I live in a bubble-off-plumb future. Polk County Sheriff comes nigh giggling when he takes down a J6 terrorist for trying to hire a sex worker. Kudos for showing his pic with Julius Geezer.

The week ends as May begins and the madness continues. It must be a living hell trying to serve as Julius Geezer's lawyer. The criminal case against James Comey will be an absolute clown show IF it makes it to trial. The "86" business from the mentally deficient occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue alone will be insanity for the ages. Meanwhile, a MAGA influencer comes in from the cold and she comes in with receipts.  

Whiskey Pete goes to the Senate. It wasn't pretty, but at least he didn't projectile vomit on the table. 

A listner remarked to me after I closed the show that my conversations with David in Oregon are "Masters-level information." What we do here is unlike any other broadcast. 

Godamighty, but they're a loathsome lot. A servile broadcast 4th Estate refuses to do its job. Only comedians can tell the truth, and the dictator's concubine calls for his head, after which the Kuckold Kaiser follows suit. They're at war with poor people, disabled people, and allllllll the queers. He wants his godforsaken mug on passports and the money. HOw much can one Republic stand?

LIHOP or MIHOP? Me, I'm a LIHOPper. No way a guy goes swanning around D.C. with a shotgun and no one notices. The reactions afterward were even more stupid. 

The Chief Justice of the Supreme Court is a goddamned crook. 

Nitwit Nero naps (again) during cabinet meeting . . . now with a drooping mouth! Ousted Navy Secretary sacked because he couldn't get a bunch of battleships built by 2028 (hint: no one could). The Man Who Looks Like Rancid Hot Dog Water smells is in a full-on panic. Speaking of panic, Jumbo Justice has the flop sweats since his $300 loan got called. 

Y'all, this is the toughest month The HORN has ever faced. We're $5,000 in the hole and that makes creating independent, commercial-free, non-capitalist radio extremely difficult. I hear from so many people who tell me what this program means to them. If you can, please consider chipping in to help keep this all going.