January 11, 2020
The last broadcast of the week and the last broadcast for the next week as I take the next week in performance of "The Lion In Winter," here in Alabama. Still, the impeachment "trial" is on its way, no one knows who or how the Iranian airliner was shot down, it turns out we tried to assassinate another Iranian (this one in Yemen), but missed. Nitwit Nero wants SCOTUS to refuse to fast-track the Obamacare case (because he doesn't want that mucking up the election like it did for the GOP in 2018. And he lost again in Court in New York. So much losing!
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January 10, 2020
The Iranian airliner debacle, discussed. Mike Lee somehow resists the charms of Jared. Cultural treasures not out of the woods. Impeachment keeps looming through the gloom and doom. A reminder: Combover Caligula's not the only one still unhealthily obsessed with the Obamas. Get the hockey puck.
January 9, 2020
Glory! Nitwit Nero gets dosed to speak the the nation. Republican senators disgusted by the arrogance of the Iran briefing they received (mirabile dictu!) General Jerry "Our God is bigger than their god" Boykin lionizes Julius Geezer for being an assassin. Odd, isn't it, how the "Christians" seem to have such a hard time following the teachings of Jesus? Who Would Jesus Assssinate?
January 8, 2020
Titanic intellects! Nimrata Haley slimes Dems, demonstrates she doesn't understand the meaning of the word "mourning." MoscowMitch plans a trial. Nazis in our concentration camps . . . for profit, even! Why isn't Don Jr. in uniform? What's a crusader cross? All that and more for this Titanic Tuesday on The HORN!
January 6, 2020
Once again, a story breaks in the ForProfit Media that we predicted months ago comes to fruition: Trump judge wants government officials to shoot at each other. Nitwit Nero learns (to the extent that he's capable of learning) what getting into the assassination business means. The word "assassination" gives the Associated Press the fantods.
January 4, 2020
The topics for this broadcast have been preempted by the bloodthirsty desperation of Nitwit Nero, who apparently believes the American people are so stupid they won't see his assassination of an Iranian general as anything other than the diversionary tactic that it is. Of course, even the people who lie for him aren't very good at it. Witness Mike ("First In His Class At West Point") Pompeo.
January 3, 2020
As Australia burns, some perspective on the global climate emergency. Meanwhile, in Murkkka, the EVILgelicals think Greta Thunberg has a bad case of demons.
January 2, 2020
Yes, America, a progressive broadcaster really IS on the air on New Year's Day! Why? Because the insanity doesn't slow down for so much as a holiday off, that's why. Rudy wants to run the Impeachment Trial. Rudy wants to testify. Rudy wants to prosecute. Rudy wants to give summations. Moscow Mitch would greatly appreciate it if Rudy would STFU. Meanwhile, a random outbreak of 2A freedom in Harris County, Texas.
January 1, 2020
It's New Year's Eve and the HORN was live! Titanic idiocy on display from Elise Stefanik, who shall forever be known as the "Yankee dimwit." Michigan judge doesn't think screaming that word constitutes racism. Grampa Joe would like to have a Moderate Republican for a running mate. Mayor Pete makes a hash of history. Don't hold your breath waiting for the MAGATS to get as wrought over the attack on the Baghdad embassy as they did with . . . BENGHAZI. WV Governor Jim Justice finally decides maybe Nazis shouldn't be on the state payroll.
Happy New Year everyone! Onward to 2020!
December 31, 2019
It is a mansion of many morans, but on this New Year's Eve Eve, one stands out . . . no, two. Bad ideas and bad journalism merge to form a toxic stew of moranity for the last Moran Monday of 2019 (but NOT of the decade, dammit!)