Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid

Shortstack Rubio loses in a battle of wits with Rep. Ted Lieu. Nitwit Nero's bromance with "Jaxson" grows ever stronger. Ag Sec Brookey Rollins doesn't know what "farmer" means. Stevie Three-Shirts and NutMegyn Kelly are both throwing the towel on November. Why isn't Nitwit Nero taking his gender-affirming care anymore?

Hooooo-weee! "See? BS" just bought themselves a whoppin' lawsuit. Please, Mr. Pelley, take it to trial. PLEEEEASE!

MarkWayne lacks Krusti's appeal. 

California scares me. 

J6er gets plum Pentagon position. Li'l Marco doubletalks his way through a budget hearing. Ebola? What Ebola? Sen. Van Hollen refers to Trump as stupid to Rubio's face. Homophobic Tennestan version of George Santos gets called out by a MAGAT colleague. Graham Platner's campaign takes another hit. 

Late upload. Had to go out and buy a new keyboard. Sometimes, your 'umble 'ostess shouldn't be trusted with anything more complex that a pair of chopsticks. 

TRIGGER WARNING: this episode contains on of if not the absolute worst cases of CSA I've ever read. The evil that stalks this world knows no bounds and seems to be expanding.

James Talarico has literally reduced the MAGATS to sniveling, snot-nosed schoolyard pissants. Angry Texas Republicans are ready to burn it all down to punish their leadership. Nitwit Nero is in the middle of a losing streak. 

Aging PC decided to be recalcitrant. Sorry for the delay.

Fornicatin' Ken Paxton's gonna have his hands full with James Talarico. Mayonnaise-mouth Miller gets burnt to ash after attacking the Texas Democrat. Nitwit Nero cost the MAGATS millions in campaign funds with his Paxton endorsement. Israeli fascists pursue genocide in Lebanon, declare they won't "allow" a peace between the U.S. and Iran. 

Cankles Caligula goes to the hospital. Heads to Camp David, a place he despises on Wednesday. Something's up.

Nitwit Nero snoozes through Whiskey Pete's sixth grade Memorial Day speech. He was probably tired after spending the whole weekend teasing his "amaaaaazing, buhleeve meeee" Iran peace deal that may or may not happen, seeing as how PsychoBibi hates the idea of peace. MAGAT blatherskates, meanwhile don't know whether to poop or go blind. 

When J6ers merge with "Cops." Hilarity ensues. "Filmed Live On Location In Clarksville, Tennessee." OTOH, that J6 domestic terrorist has raised $100,000+ Hey, MAGATS! DON'T take the last train to Clarksville.

We've never been here before: all but a day of an entire month unfunded.

PLEASE?!