Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid

DNI Skunkhead Gabbard has a big, dark secret. So secret, it's a threat to National Security. Congress can't even know. ICE goons get run off even as they try to get Mexican food for lunch in Minneapolis. As Pastor Hagee once declared, "STARVE!" We now know the name of the goons who murdered Alex Pretti. An abduction in Tucson. Jake Tapper finds a wee bit of spine. 

We close the longest January in recorded history as millions of heavily redacted pages of the Trump/Epstein Files hit the internet; as this criminal organization continues its assault on elections; as this gang of crooks attacks the First Amendment and Freedom of the Press.

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Babies in glass, babies in prison. It's fascism all the way down. And hey, look, kids! Creepy Grampa PeDonald is setting up an attack on Cuba. And L'il Marco can be the new Fulgencio Batista. No "Bay of Pigs" this time. It'll be a Bay of Pedos. 

ICE and CBP Goons are that most toxic of combinations: mean and stupid. They proved it when they assaulted a retired couple at church and again when they tried to literally invade Ecuador. No. Really. The idiot dipshits tried to invade the Ecuadoran Consulate in Minneapolis, which is Ecuadorian soil. In other news, li'l Marco went to the Senate and had a hard time with  . . . logic . . . from Rand . . . Paul? Sometimes it makes my poor, feminine head hurt. 

No change in Minneapolis. ICE goons abducted another child today. ICE in AZ shot another man. Krusti doesn't want to go under the bus! Is Nitwit Nero's problem dementia or drug addiction? It actually makes a difference and the case for drug addiction is strong. Who knew the Hannity-job's mama was a prison guard? It all makes so much sense now. 

Murder in Minneapolis . . . again. And the fascists in the White House are splintering. The first to go? The toxic muchkin, Greg Buffoono.

Jack Smith brings the receipts to the House. It doesn't work out well for the MAGATS. Howard Nutlick couldn't give a straight answer in Davos. West Virginia's brain-drained legislature wants to let cops create a list of disabled people. 

A man (lord knows not much of one) whose entire family has never been involved in military service, tells Europe they'd be "speaking German and a little Japanese" without "us" winning WW II. How damned gross! How utterly insulting to the memories of those who did give "the last full measure of devotion." Back here at home, Minnesotans keep finding ways to resist the fascist occupation, even in the face of mounting atrocities. 

Seventy minutes of utter dementia. Before that, dozens of Tripes in a few short hours. President Grump is going, going, and all that's left is "gone." Now it's off to Davos, where will swine and whine with the powers that be. And they'll be nice to him. Damn their manners!

JoJo Blondi uses MLK Day to threaten a black man with a Klan Act charge. Klan guy gets a wet welcome in Minneapolis. Nitwit Nero sends pouty letter to Norway demanding (checks notes) Greenland because he didn't get a Nobel for which he was ineligible in the first place.