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Fornicatin' Ken Paxton's gonna have his hands full with James Talarico. Mayonnaise-mouth Miller gets burnt to ash after attacking the Texas Democrat. Nitwit Nero cost the MAGATS millions in campaign funds with his Paxton endorsement. Israeli fascists pursue genocide in Lebanon, declare they won't "allow" a peace between the U.S. and Iran. 

Cankles Caligula goes to the hospital. Heads to Camp David, a place he despises on Wednesday. Something's up.

Nitwit Nero snoozes through Whiskey Pete's sixth grade Memorial Day speech. He was probably tired after spending the whole weekend teasing his "amaaaaazing, buhleeve meeee" Iran peace deal that may or may not happen, seeing as how PsychoBibi hates the idea of peace. MAGAT blatherskates, meanwhile don't know whether to poop or go blind. 

When J6ers merge with "Cops." Hilarity ensues. "Filmed Live On Location In Clarksville, Tennessee." OTOH, that J6 domestic terrorist has raised $100,000+ Hey, MAGATS! DON'T take the last train to Clarksville.

We've never been here before: all but a day of an entire month unfunded.

PLEASE?!

Another day for this little program to be miles ahead of the Multi-Villainaire ForProfit Media. It's rather strange to constantly realize that we identify issues before the media conglomerates do. From psychiatrists predicting a Nitwit Nero Nuclear first strike to Marje n' Alex or NutMeg finally having the lights come on, well. And we do it all without a single ad and without charging anyone even a penny.

This edition had more than its fair share of wacky tucked away amongst the various outrages of the day. Jasmine Crockett is wringing every last drop of history from her time in Congress. Jeff Bezos, otoh, is wringing every last drop of wealth from the rest of the country. 

Tough day for warmongers in the House. Lousy day to be Todd Blanche, too. Rough one for Rafaelito, as well. 

"Or what?" Nitwit Nero threatens Iran again . . . some more, but does so while grifting millions of dollars in stocks he was touting. Stock up on your favorite flavor of motor oil. It's probably going to get hard to find. No worries, though. Food will too, eventually. Oh, and former SecDef Gates told See? BS News that PsychoBibi tried the same schtick on Obama, only Obama's brain wasn't a swiss cheese with spirochetes zipping through the holes.

Poor Jadey! That poor egg couldn't deliver an applause line with a FedEx (unpaid product placement) 747. And then Thing Leer pits the two of them against each other. Save me, Livy!

Thanks to everyone who matched the gifts that got us funded out of April.

Humiliation in GY-na. Cankles Caligula gets a stern lecture from his pal Xi about Taiwan. Ukraine weathers another Russian onslaught as Pooty targets children. Virginia "Double-X" Foxx upbraids a . . . 4th grader. Tra$h Patel goes snorkeling among the honored dead. MAGAT judge hammers DoJ pettifoggers in Rhode Island. Fappy and Sammy throw a hissy over Mifepristone. Hung Cao spreads a load of bull in Congress.