Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid

A paucity of power caused Tuesday's absence. With that, we return to one of the most shameful moments in the entire history of the Senate of the United States. Eric Schmitt beclowned himself. What's more, there's an aspect to his jack-a-napery that has gone unremarked by the ForProfit Media. But not here. No. We find the things that get lost in the media frenzy.

Cankles Caligula's curse finds a home on the banks of the Tennessee. Even ESPN's audio got bitten. Hilarity ensued. 

PsychoBibi gets busted again. He KNEW what was coming on October 7. He needed what was coming. 

MAGAT senators <ahem> criticize <ahem> Orange Daddy's obviously illegal ads on the taxpayer dime, but do absolutely NOTHING about it. 

Krustie kills again. 

Dolly IS a Saint. 

"Everything else is commentary."

Still. . . Contempt.

And a whole lot more!

The BooBirds come out for Bibi. In turn, he resorted to the usual pathetic, petulant, seventh grade attacks. 

Testicle-toasting Tuckyo Rose Carlson confirms the nihilism of Cankles Caligula we've known about here since forever. 

Nitwit Nero grimaces at his own warbirds flying past as Xi Jin Ping appears entirely non-plussed.   

Gavin Newsome shivs the trans community. 

Jaydee Vance: NARC.

Nitwit Nero's gonna remember that when he stokes the next domestic terror attack. 

Nitwit Nero loses it at the U.N. Nuclear annihilation, no less. 

Whiskey Pete wants to know about military "timber."

Gawd-fearin' krischun woman Handsy Smurf Boebert makes her Jeebuss blush.

Nitwit Nero's tantrum blows up in his face and even NewsMuck has to admit it. 

ICE goons shoot a man in the back, not to mention disappearing 16,000 human beings. 

Moo, y'all. Mooooooooo! Meet Deputy Secretary of State Chris Landau. He . . . has concerns and he did his own research. These filthy, fascist goons are pig-eyed mean and dangerous, but, DAMN! They're so hilariously stoopid, too! 

Cankles Caligula re-visits his greatest hits as dementia hollows out what little he ever had of a mind. Now he's re-visiting the Access Hollywood tape and proving it was real. 

The Jadey Egg gets big mad at an organization that doesn't exist. What a DEI hire he is!

Have a great weekend and please help us finish the last $900 of a $2000 challenge.

TRIGGER WARNING: Really, really troubling theory incoming . . . 

Important: Meet Terri Osborne, Candidate for Alabama House District 96, down on the Gulf. She's running in the belly of the MAGA Beast and deserves your support. Go to ActBlue and search "Terri Osborne." She's worth the fight and worth your time!

Then there's the coming AI Apocalypse. 

Pastor Speaker Moses Mike sends the House scampering to try to save Whiskey Pete's hide and stop the Epstein Act, Part Deux. Kegbreath needs the saving now that photos have leaked of how badly Iran hammered U.S. bases in the Sandbox. Cankles Caligula throws a Cat 5 Conniption at Black lawmaker as she stymies his psychotic Kennedy Center obsession. The Doge-y Boys cost us $9.5 BN+ "cutting government waste." Ed Sheeran's craven, silent complicity in genocide may rouse opposition to the most bloodthirst money giveaway in the history of arms deals.