Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid

Heart. Broken. Too, also: a certain fury.

Now Dolly lives in every memory of her. 

An Epstein bombshell exploded over the weekend. I've been waiting for the shockwaves. In a just world, Todd Blanche and JoJo Blondi would be getting measured for their prison togs. 

Hakeem Jefferies (presumably unintentionally) shone a ginormous spotlight on the basic incestuous problem in high level politics. In what world is the Dem Minority Leader swanning around with a vulgar, fascist pustule like Jared Kushner a good idea? Who told him it would be? 

No surprise, but guess what! The MAGATS torment animals. And RFK is a literal quack.

The anti-Flock insurgency grows, alongside the national loathing for data centers. Monkey-up DeKlantis outs child sexual abuse victim. MAGAT Whor, er, White House leaps to the defense of AI porn. Because of course. 

In the midst of all the madness, I thought an explainer might be in order as to why I call it "Cankles Caligula."

Is every MAGAT in a position of power a disgusting predator? TW/CW Exhibit 9274138275925: Mike Caruso, until recently a dear ally of Monkey Up DeKlantis. Fox ex-Marine trashes sailors aboard the Lincoln. News of another broken down warship. White supremacist was the driving force behind a young academic's recent suicide. 

Flood waters rage across the place I love and call home. My grandmother built on high ground. I was addled. Sorry.

Regardless, the world descends into madness.

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More MAGAT rats off the sinking ship. Between the coke nose-wipes and the flailing arms, the DUI Hire needs a drug test. Nitwit Nero says sailors aboard the Lincoln haven't been at sea long enough. That stinking coward would sh, (never mind: redundant) if he had to serve aboard any warship. MAGATS leave a children's cancer fundraiser at Maga Loco (shame on you, St. Jude's) to go to a strip joint and play "hot potato" with a sex toy. 

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OMG, grumpy Grampy MAGAT is back on the steam catapults . . . even as AMERICAN SAILORS are trying to kill themselves just to get away from hell-on-earth aboard one of the gems (germs?) of the fleet. Never mind the sailors. Daddy wants to rip the guts out of the Ford to install technology we used in WW II. That high-pitched distant sound on the wind that you hear? That's Trump's handler, Pooty, giggling in pure glee. 

Karoline "Real Poo-Poo" Leavitt deciding to bounce because Marcus Whorelius left her as missile fodder in favor of his Diaper Nanny rather pales in comparison. Still, it was enough to make her bail.

Murder victims have a way of outing their truth. be it a half-century ago or a year. Karoline "Real Poo-Poo" Leavitt suddenly calls it quits, even with Orange Julius Geezer begging her to stay. Shocking news about new equipment for the ICE goons, $20M worth. Patriot shouts down an ICE goon in Virginia. Whalehead Deadbear Raccoon Penis Brainworm-Lamprey moves forward in his MAHA(hahahahahaha) crusade against "ultra-processed food," but no one even knows what the phrase means.