She's baaaaaack! The Fabulous H.O.R.N. Studio is on the air after my brief time away, and there's plenty to get after. Texas and their turn toward misogyny and fascism. The ForProfit Media onslaught against Joe Biden for leading the most extensive withdrawal ever from a war we never should have started. Q-Anon Shaman gets sweetheart deal. Damn. They're gonna do it again, y'all.
Last program before I head home.
Tryin' to reason with the hurricane season.
Let the new excuses begin! FDA gives full approval to Pfizer vaccine. Let a field of conspiracy lunacy bloom! Why does Marjorie Traitor Gangrene Q-cumber think the FDA was *really* approved? Wait. What? Alex Jones is now using my words to describe COVID Caligula? Who are Ross and Judy York? All this and more on Moran Monday!
Catching up on the ongoing tales of some insurrectionists. Keeping up with the ForProfit Media's ginormous hypocrisy on Afghanistan. Cullman, Alabama officials freak out as COVID Caligula brings his SuperSpreader tour to their little town.
Mercy, the stickers are from toes to tip-top today! The historical revisionism of Afghanistan is off the meter. "Y'all, they're gonna do it again" came true . . . some more. "Two first names and a pick-up truck." And tannerite. Because feeeeedummm. Anti-mask SoCaristan MAGAT yawps his last. Covid Caligula won't even send a sympathy card. After all, that would be terribly awkward.
The password is: "decabination." Praise! Glory! Kenneth Copeland assaults a handicapped "believer." Hiding behind the first amendment, "prophet" declares vaccines are "demonic," then gets COVID. Spreadnecks attack a WalMart pharmacy. WalMart lets them keep up the attack for a half hour. Tracee tells us how it's done.
Run, chickenshit Afghan beards, RUN, you goddamned cowards! Granted, you never heard of Shakespeare, but "a hero dies but once. A coward dies a thousand deaths." Die 'em all, you gutless beards!
Afghanistan. It exposed our foreign policy failings and now it's exposing the Alzheimers-like memories of the ForProfit Media. Also: a wonderful conversation with Carol Baker, Queen of the Minions.
COVID burns Floridastan. The fire spreads to Georgiastan. Ron Monkey-up DeKlantis cancels a pseudo campaign trip to Vegas because he set his state afire. The Great ForProfit Media Hand-Wring. P.S. Murder Hornets redux.