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🎧 Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid — June 19, 2025

💥A Medley of Modern Maladies

"When you're neck-deep in asbestos and fascism, it's best to keep your head-ON." — W.C. Fields, after three bourbons and a federal subpoena

📉 EPA Shenanigans & the Return of Russian Asbestos
The good folks in the Maladministration™ have reversed the asbestos ban. Roxanne's rage is incandescent: "You can't make America great again without giving people cancer!" she snorts. A Russian firm now plasters Trump’s mug on its toxic bundles like he's the Marlboro Man of Mesothelioma. EPA Chief Lee Zeldon gets roasted as a "toxic idiot" who caters to polluters like they’re donors at Mar-a-Lago. Michelle Roose sums it up: the EPA is now just "favor central for chemical lobbyists."

Trump, meanwhile, is hallucinating $1.98 gas and cheap eggs. Roxanne: "He needs to put down the lead paint chips."

☢️ World War Whoops: Iran, Israel, & Shadow Puppetry
Every morning starts with Roxanne checking for mushroom clouds: "Did Trump start WWIII yet?" she quips. There's a strong hint he greenlit Israel's surprise strike on Iran.

Stephen Miller, a.k.a. "Halfpint Himmler," remains the dark wizard behind DHS's cruelty, while "Whiskey Pete Keg Breath" dodges questions from Sen. Angus King about why military bases still honor Confederates. King: "We’re correcting history, not deleting it."

Robert Byrd's prophetic anti-Iraq War speech resurfaces as a warning against MAGAT fever dreams of a new war in Iran.

🎈 MAGAT Madness: Juneteenth, Neck Folds, & Assassination Plots
Juneteenth sends the MAGATs into fits—Charlie Kirk calls it a plot to erase July 4. Roxanne calls him "racist clan trash" and says MAGATs care more about embryos than actual Black lives.

Cliff Cash coins "bigot neck" for MAGA men and likens Trump's chin waddle to female anatomy. Roxanne grins: "Nazis are fair game for body-shaming."

A Minnesota Democrat, her husband, and their dog are assassinated. Roxanne connects the violence to MAGAT radicalism, saying Jan. 6 rioters now get ICE paychecks. Jasmine Crockett notes MAGA threats and pizza pranks aimed at reps during the Speaker fight.

Meanwhile, Smart Elections flags absurd voting patterns in NC and NY, suggesting the 2024 election was bent like a MAGA flag in a windstorm.

❄️ ICEholes & Deportation Theater
The LAPD boots ICE goons from Dodgers Stadium, and Roxanne cheers: "F*** ICE!" Stephen Miller screeches about not raiding enough Home Depots. A pregnant American woman is arrested mid-yardwork, shackled, and gives birth in ICE custody. "We're jailing citizens now," Roxanne mutters.

Secretary Hotmama wants a 72-hour heads-up before Congress visits detention centers. Roxanne calls it "a fascist smoke screen for kidnappings."

🦖 Dumb, Dumber & Dementia Don
Trump can’t distinguish the Civil War from the American Revolution, and Roxanne says his brain's more scrambled than a Waffle House breakfast. Jake Tapper gets flamed by a C-SPAN caller for obsessing over Biden’s age but ignoring Trump’s cognitive collapse.

Fox News gets dragged for knowingly lying about Smartmatic. Roxanne wants them sued into oblivion.

E. Jean Carroll describes Trump in court as moaning, snarling, and farting through proceedings. Roxanne: "He looked like a possum dipped in foundation."

📖 Bible Bros, Barbie Spox & BlueSky Bans
Roxanne laughs at the "USA Bible" sold for $69.99 by two guys with nine marriages. She also mocks Trump's "pussy neck," beloved by incels everywhere.

House Republicans subpoena 94-year-old George Soros. Roxanne: "Try not to snap his bones, boys."

Meanwhile, Karoline "Real Poo-Poo" Leavitt-Alone" (White House Barbie) defends MAGATs. JD Vance gets booted from BlueSky after transphobic posts. Ron "Monkey-Up GoGo Boots" DeClantis still bans books and Black history in Florida.

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🎙️ Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid – June 18, 2025

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🎭 “It ain’t a show, folks—it’s a slow-motion train wreck with bad lighting and nuclear war!” Yes, indeed, your favorite liberal transbilly elitist is back with another searing episode of Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid, and this one... whew. You’ll need a bourbon, a Bible, and possibly a bunker. 🍸📻💣

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⚖️ SCOTUS Delivers a “Trans Plessy”
The six robed inquisitors of the Supreme Court ruled 6–3 in the Skrmetti case, upholding bans on gender-affirming care for trans kids. Roxanne calls it what it is: a "trans Plessy"—Jim Crow in a wig and heels.

👨‍⚖️ “Six fascists,” she growls, “washed their hands in the blood of innocent children.” The Court ruled the Tennessee ban didn’t violate Equal Protection because—get this—it’s not technically sex discrimination if you twist logic into a pretzel and call it originalism. 🥨🧠

Trans boys can’t get top surgery, but cis boys with gynecomastia can. Cis girls with early puberty? Puberty blockers galore! Trans girls? Sorry, sweetie. Not rational, but apparently it’s rational enough for this Court.

This ruling opens the floodgates: 25+ states now green-lit for bans. Roxanne warns it’s a psychological death sentence for some kids: “Some will choose not to exist.” 😔🕯️ The show’s password is “mourn.”

🎭 The ACLU’s legal stance—acknowledging not all trans folks have dysphoria—was used by the Court as a cudgel: if not all trans people need care, then none do. Hoisted on our own petard, Roxanne laments. ⚖️🪓

Ally, a caller, compares the aftermath to needing a trans underground railroad—the diagnosis is banned, not just treatment. Escape is now healthcare.

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💥 Nuclear Bluster & the March to Tehran
“Nitwit Nero” (Trump, if you’re new here) is back on the mic, spinning tall tales about Iran’s nuclear ambitions. His own intel contradicts him, but that don’t stop the showbiz president: “Everything is TV,” says Roxanne, “He’s Mike TV from Willy Wonka.” 📺💥

He’s approved strike plans—but will “hold off” while waving destroyers around the Med like party favors. Meanwhile, “Psycho Bibi” (Netanyahu) is prodding Trump to throw U.S. troops into the line of fire as “human shields for Israel.”

⛪ Senator Cruz gets shredded for quoting scripture as justification for war—poor lad can’t even cite chapter and verse. And Steve Bannon? Calls him out for being a Catholic who somehow forgot the New Testament even exists. 🙄📖

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⚔️ Petty Tyrants, Federal Judges & Skunkhead in the Pentagon
Our institutions are crumbling, but some folks still swing the hammer of law. Judge McConnell in Rhode Island pushes back on Trump’s unconstitutional cash grabs.

Director of National Intelligence “Skunkhead” dodges Senate hearings to avoid explaining how her own anti-war statements contradict Trump’s latest Iran saber-rattling.

🪖 Senator Tammy Duckworth steps in with a glorious roasting: “Confederate bases renamed, planes crashing, troops demoralized—and you call this leadership?” She blasts the brass for sidelining trans soldiers under “national security” labels while keeping literal traitor names on signs.

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🍼 Tradwives, MAGAT Men & the 30-Year Expiry Date
Charlie Kirk (“Big Head Tiny Face” as Roxanne calls him) hosts his Young Women’s Leadership Summit, a MAGAT mating market disguised as a think tank. 🎀💍

He tells women to marry young or resign themselves to spinsterdom: “No kids by 30? You’re statistically toast!” Women are, in essence, “functionally dead at 30.” 🙃🧓

Yet his wife runs a clothing brand (career alert!) while preaching barefoot kitchen gospel. Roxanne points out the obvious: hypocrisy is the real family value here.

👩‍🎓 High schooler Nicole Hater calls Kirk out live: “All your keynote speakers have careers. Explain that, Charlie.” The crowd loved it. So did Roxanne.

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🎮 ICE Raids... in Roblox?
Yes, you read that right. MAGAT toddlers are creating ICE raids in Roblox. It’s cruelty as a minigame. “Little thug a***** kids,”* says Roxanne, summing it up better than we ever could. 🧒👮‍♂️💻

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👴 Mental Acuity Theater
The Senate Judiciary holds hearings about Biden’s brain. Roxanne finds it rich coming from a party led by Mr. Word Salad and Spray Tan. Senator Durbin walks out in protest, earning applause from our host. 👏💼

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🌈 Caitlyn Jenner, Pride & Geography Failures
Jenner’s stuck in Tel Aviv for Pride, seemingly unaware that regional conflict is more pressing than rainbow flags. Her pain? Real. Her timing? Less so.

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🚨 Closing Thoughts: The Bronze Age Redux
Roxanne likens it all—climate collapse, moral decay, nuclear threats—to the fall of the Bronze Age. Doom is in the air. And despair? That’s not performance—it’s personal.

Transitioning in 2022, Roxanne admits she wonders if that sliver of happiness was “all I’ll get.” Her voice breaks, but her fire doesn’t falter. Because as she says: “The emiseration is the point. They don’t want us to be happy.”

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🎙️ Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid – June 17, 2025

📰 Show Notes (in the voice of W.C. Fields, naturally...)

Ah yes, welcome back, my little libertines and liver-spotted libertarians, to another rousing installment of Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid, broadcasting live from behind the corn curtain! 🍿 Now, grab your smelling salts and a stiff brandy, because the world, my dear chums, is going to hell in a MAGAT monogrammed handbasket. 🎩🔥

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🎯 Bombs, Blunders & Bloviation – Iran on the Brink!
The show kicks off with Roxanne eviscerating the ever-so-genteel Senator Fetterman, who apparently moonlights as a warmonger. Our host serves him a verbal wallop for suggesting he’d like Iran bombed into oblivion. "Nice call for genocide, Johnny boy," she quips. 💣

Meanwhile, our zany allies in Tel Aviv allegedly conducted a surprise strike on Tehran neighborhoods, causing mass civilian deaths, with bombs quite possibly stamped Made in the U.S.A.. 🇺🇸💥

And wouldn’t you know it—Nitwit Nero, a.k.a. the Orange Julius Geyser, is saber-rattling again, muttering about "something bigger" than a ceasefire and musing on the usefulness of nukes like a toddler let loose in a dynamite shack. 🎇

🛩️ Fuel up! says the Pentagon, sending Air Force tankers to Europe en masse. A mere training exercise? Oh, my dear sweet summer child…

📜 Roxanne reaches back into the archives, dragging out Ike’s CIA-backed coup in 1953 Iran—where the oil flowed, and the democracy did not. Seeds of resentment? Planted, watered, and now mushroom-cloud ready.

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🛂 Fascism with Extra Spice – Domestic Affairs
The good old U.S. of A is apparently cosplaying as 1930s Berlin. A mayoral candidate in NYC is snatched by unmarked goons (pardon me, masked thugs), prompting cries of "this isn’t boiling frogs—this is fascism, clear and brazen." 🐸💀

Senator Padilla decries the federalized Marines occupying Los Angeles, deployed by a Homeland Secretary who claims he’s “liberating” the city from its own elected leaders. Marvelous. Utterly marvelous. 🪖🏙️

According to Miles Taylor, the White House is no longer an executive branch—it's a criminal court of Louis XIV presided over by John Gotti. Stephen Miller, our undead Rasputin, is said to have the power of a medieval pope at a witch-burning. 🔥👑

Meanwhile, election rigging rumors swirl. Starlink? Packet swaps? "They didn’t even make it logical!" cries a caller. 🤖🗳️

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👮‍♂️ Dissent is Dangerous & Voting’s a Gamble
If you dare to protest, says Roxanne, be ready for a cot in a concrete cell. Civil rights, like common sense, are strictly optional these days. As for election integrity—well, let’s just say the numbers are doing the Charleston on your local tabulator screen. 🕺💻

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🌈 Odds & Ends from the Social Front
Roxanne rejoices over a judicial pause on anti-trans passport rules. It’s not all gloom! But she fears a Supreme Court reversal and dark mutterings about government-maintained "lists" of trans citizens cast a long shadow. ⚖️🌒

Canuck PM Mark Carney gets a thumbs-up for sanctioning Russia while the U.S. President mutters that NATO is “obsolete,” and Zelenskyy is a "con man in a sweater." Eh gad! Where’s Roosevelt when you need him? 🍁🇨🇦

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🎸 Youth, Memes & Morale
Kids these days? Gloriously rebellious! They’re not buying this war business. “No m**********, no kings!” goes the TikTok battle hymn. Roxanne calls it the 2020s answer to the Summer of Love—minus the LSD, plus Wi-Fi. 🎶🧠

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💬 Choice Zingers
🗣️ “You don’t spin up this kind of skyward muscle just to flex.”
🗣️ “He’s not a president. He’s John Gotti meets Louis the 14th.”
🗣️ “Israel ran out of babies to kill in Gaza, so here we go…”
🗣️ “If this was a reality show, it’d be compelling. Instead, we’re living it.”
🗣️ “We have the dumbest m*********** in the world about to start World War III because he liked how it looked on Fox News.”
🗣️ “This fascism is happening quickly, clearly, brazenly.”

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🛑 Final Curtain
This broadcast paints a portrait so grim, even Goya would look away. A madman with nukes, a citizenry in peril, and a radio host with just enough bourbon, brains, and brass to holler about it. 📻🇺🇸

So until next time, my dears—keep your powder dry, your passports updated, and your MAGAT uncles out of the group chat.

🎤 – W.C. Fields (and a splash of Roxanne Kincaid)
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🎙️ Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid – June 16, 2025
📰 Show Notes by W.C. Fields (with a gimlet eye and a whiff of sarcasm)

Ladies, gents, and friends of the revolution—gather round for a tale of MAGATs, malarkey, and musical militancy! On this tempestuous Tuesday, our host—the inimitable, irrepressible, incorrigible liberal transbilly elitist, Roxanne Kincaid—takes to the airwaves of Head-ON from the hollers of West Virginia with fire in her belly and satire in her soul. Let's dive, shall we? 🦩📻

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🎭 TRUMPERY & CARNIVAL FOOLS
Mr. Darla Jane Trump—yes, you heard that right—is hawking dollar-store “gold” phones now. His Army parade? A third-rate cosplay affair with rented Civil War uniforms, piss-yellow Trump phones, and karaoke AC/DC. Soldiers didn’t march, didn’t salute, and the whole mess made “Murka” look weaker than a watered-down whiskey.

The crowd? MAGAT math puts it at 200,000. Roxanne says 50k, being generous. His highness looked less like a president, more like a constipated toddler waiting on a pony. Oh, and a hot mic caught Donny longing for North Korean-style obedience. I say, “Nerts!”

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🧠 MENTAL DECLINE & MALAPROPS
Our commander-in-cheeseburger offered verbal soup about protestors: “They were there for reasons… perhaps.” Roxanne and caller Dave diagnose him as "spun down"—a term reserved for folks with brains stuck in neutral. One Fox guest slips up, calling him “Darla Jane Trump.” It sticks. Might I say: divine.

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🔫 VIOLENCE FROM THE RIGHT
Minnesota’s Democratic Speaker was assassinated. The shooter? A Christian nationalist incel named Vance. Body armor, AKs, fake cop car, and a hit list of 70+ Dems. Right-wingers, led by Elon and MAGAT senators, tried claiming he was a Marxist. Horsefeathers! Roxanne declares it for what it is: stochastic terrorism.

Elsewhere, an incel in Virginia tried vehicular homicide, and Patriot Front flunkies got chased out of Springfield Pride like the lily-livered racists they are. Roxanne says a Nuremberg-style trial is overdue. I'll drink to that.

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🌈 JOY IN PARKERSBURG
Amidst the muck, a Pride event in West Virginia glowed like a neon moonshine jug! Drag queens, rainbow cupcakes, and a sign that read “No Kings, More Queens.” Roxanne wept—“not even MAGAT hate can dim this joy.” The MAGATs, meanwhile? Too sour to smile.

🌦️ The gods sent sun, a storm, and a rainbow. Take that, you evangelical killjoys.

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🗳️ THE BIGGER PICTURE
“No Kings” protests against Trump’s “birthday parade” drew over 5 million nationwide—tenfold his sad little turnout. Roxanne’s call: Get those feet in boots and boots to the ballot box.

NAACP snubbed Trump for the first time in its history. Judge William Young slammed discriminatory NIH cuts as “illegal.” Roxanne tips her hat—finally, someone nailed that rot to the wall.

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📺 MEDIA MOCKERY & POP WIT
She spins a Mad TV skit from 1995—Darlene McBride singing praises to the NRA with bullets in the sky. Satire? Sure. Prophecy? Maybe.

“Bella Ciao,” that anti-fascist anthem, played to drown out Proud Boys in Atlanta. The brass section wins the day.

We get Casablanca spoilers, Citizen Kane, Darth Vader, Larry David, and even Spaceballs 2. Head-ON is your popcorn stand for resistance radio, friends.

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💸 FUNDING & FERVOR
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🧂 IN SUMMATION, MY DEARS
Truth, guts, and glitter bombs. That’s what Roxanne dishes. Whether she's mocking “Cadet Bone Spurs,” roasting fascists, or finding grace in a rainbow after the flood—Head-ON is a tonic for these poisoned times.

💥 MAGATs beware. The drag queens are armed with sass and the truth's got teeth.

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🎙️ Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid – June 12, 2025

Step right up and feast your peepers on a tale as American as bourbon and broken promises — all served with a side of righteous indignation and just a pinch of gallows humor, hosted by Roxanne Kincaid, “America’s only liberal transbilly elitist.” 🎪🇺🇸

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💥 This Episode's Spectacle: The Day Democracy Took a Left Hook to the Jaw

The curtain rises on a full-blown constitutional carnival, featuring none other than Senator Alex Padilla (D-CA) being body-slammed, cuffed, and carted off by federal agents—on live TV, no less! And what was our poor senator’s offense? Why, simply asking a question at a DHS press event hosted by none other than “Secretary Hotmama” Kristi Noem, she of the firm handshake and even firmer fascist tendencies. 🎭

As Roxanne would say, “This ain’t your grandpappy’s Watergate.” Oh no, friends — this was 1933 stuff, complete with goose-stepping goons and MAGAT mayhem. The host didn’t mince words: “fascist,” “tyrannical,” and “racist pig” were tossed around like peanuts at a burlesque show.

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🪖 The Military Speaks Out (Bless Their Bayonets):
A clip from a Marine of Unit 27 declared that the boys in green wouldn’t follow illegal orders — like, say, storming into cities to crack skulls at peaceful protests. A rare glimmer of moral backbone in a swamp full of jellyfish. 🫡

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💼 The Democrats Respond... with Polite Outrage (Sigh):
Senator Brian Schatz dropped a truth bomb, calling the assault “dictatorship stuff.” Meanwhile, Chuck Schumer issued a “firmly worded letter” — which, as we all know, is the political equivalent of sending thoughts and prayers to a four-alarm fire. 🔥

Oh, and let us not forget the Senators who confirmed Secretary Hotmama: Fetterman, Kaine, Kim, Peters, Slotkin, Hassan, Shaheen... Roxanne names 'em and shames 'em like it’s a family reunion gone horribly wrong.

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🧠 History Lesson with a Conspiracy Twist:
What’s a good American crisis without a bit of shadowy history, eh? Callers drew lines from this week’s tyranny all the way back to:

• 🏛️ Ancient Rome (crossing the pomerium)

• 📦 The Business Plot of the 1930s

• 🧠 MK Ultra and Operation Paperclip

• 🔥 Abu Ghraib’s torture legacy

And the cherry on this banana republic sundae? A theory that DHS was born not of necessity, but as part of a long-game fascist superstructure.

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🗳️ Coming Attractions:
Protests are planned for the weekend — peaceful, passionate, and nervously eyeing provocateurs in khakis. Meanwhile, MAGATland is prepping a “big beautiful parade” for Trump’s birthday, complete with military pomp and probably a few tanks for flavor.

Bonus: A “virtual mass” is slated to stream from Chicago, courtesy of the rebellious Pope Leo — for those who prefer their resistance with a rosary.

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⚠️ Finale: Citizenship, Disenfranchisement, and Rubicons Galore
As Roxanne warns, the Rubicon's been crossed more times than a dollar bill at a Vegas blackjack table. Expect martial law flirtations, voter suppression gymnastics, and threats to women’s citizenship that would make Susan B. Anthony rise from her grave just to slap somebody.

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🎤 Closing Monologue:
Roxanne and her fearless flock call on every patriot, peacenik, and possum-wrangler to hold the high ground. The hour is late, the stakes are dire, and the smell of fascism is thicker than cheap cologne at a MAGAT fundraiser. If democracy’s going down, it’s going down swinging — and Roxanne’s got her boots laced, lipstick sharp, and microphone hot. 🎧💅

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🕯️ Show notes by W.C. Fields (resurrected by AI and caffeinated indignation) 🕯️

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🎙️ Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid – June 11, 2025:

🎙️ Step right up, folks! Welcome to the June 11th, 2025 episode of Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid, broadcast live from the unvarnished hills of West-by-God-Virginia — a show so sharp it could shave the whiskers off a weasel at twenty paces. 🇺🇸

This isn’t your grandma’s AM radio hour. No sir — this is liberal, transbilly elitism with a jolt of moonshine and a heaping helping of civic virtue. And as ol' W.C. Fields might say: “It’s a show so honest, it makes a snake oil salesman weep with shame.” 😏

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🪙 THE MONEY MATTERS, HONEY

Now listen here, the good folks at Head-ON are passin’ the hat. We’re talkin’ dire straits — the Appalachian electric power company wants their pound of flesh, and Roxanne’s got a deficit scarier than a Baptist preacher in a poker game. 🎰

🎯 The goal: $1,900
🐈 “Cat’s Happy Pride Month Challenge” is on: she’ll match $1,000 if y’all hit $1,000. Let’s just say we got closer than a snake in a sleeping bag — down to a mere $140 at one point.

Subscribers get the gold star: just $10/month, less than a half-stick of Wrigley’s per show. 🎟️

Shout-outs fly like dollar bills at a bingo hall: Tony in Chico, Sylvie on her birthday, Steve in NYC, and MAGAT-busting veterans across the nation keeping the lights on.

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🔥 FASCISM, FLAGS, AND FISTICUFFS

Roxanne don’t mince words: this here’s a full-blown fascist frolic, with ICE agents dressed like biker bar rejects and police firing rubber bullets at brunch chefs and dishwashers. LA’s streets are burnin’ hotter than a two-dollar pistol, and the cops? Well, according to our host, they ain’t exactly Officer Friendly anymore.

She lays out the truth like a poker hand:

• 🧊 ICE raids are “abduction missions”

• 👮‍♂️ LAPD’s got horses trampling protestors and cops doing a George Floyd redux

• 🎯 Protesters ain't the threat — it's mercs with Nazi tattoos and "man boobs" wearing tactical gear

Even veterans are fed up — Shorty in LA rings in about PTSD being triggered by Marines camped at the VA hospital. Maxine Waters rides in like the cavalry and tells 'em to shoot straight if they’re gonna shoot at all. 🎖️

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🧠 PROPAGANDA, PANIC, & PEE-WEE HERMAN GÖRING

From Stephen “Pee-Wee Herman Göring” Miller’s threatening letters to Josh “Haulin' Ass” Hawley’s babbling about paid insurrections, this episode peels the banana on the administration’s banana republic tendencies.

Pam Blondie squawks about flag-burning like it’s the apocalypse, while conveniently forgetting Trump’s pardons for the real insurrectionists. As Roxanne notes, the real desecration is ICE and LAPD violating the Constitution like it was a parking ticket. 🚨

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🎖️ VETERANS vs. VULTURES

Veterans are being recruited for “security work” (wink wink), and Shorty claims the VA’s been turned into a military outpost. PTSD? Mental health? Ain’t nobody got time for that when there’s a Marine with a machine gun by the vending machine.

There's division too — “clan vets,” “get-the-hell-outta-my-country vets,” and “just-leave-me-alone vets” all colliding like hogs in a mud pit. But the whistleblowers are watching, and they’re ready to call out corruption with the fire of a hundred angry taxpayers. 💣

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🧨 MISCELLANY & MUSINGS

• The Duolingo Owl is harassing Roxanne over a broken 163-day streak.

• Brian Wilson and Sly Stone have gone to the great gig in the sky.

• Sir Paul & Ringo: get bubble-wrapped, stat!

• The “White Horse Prophecy” rears its creepy Mormon head.

• The llama is pleased. Don’t ask. 🦙

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🎙️ CALL TO ACTION

Roxanne pleads for calm heads, sharp minds, and louder voices. Protest non-violently, document the brutality, stay safe, and keep a mask in your pocket and a hand sanitizer in your hand. 🧴🕊️

Her final word? Stay on message, stay alive, and remember: the Constitution ain't just a napkin in the glove box. It’s a living, breathing thing — and it’s hangin’ by a thread, sugarplum. 🎤

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🎙️ Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid: June 10, 2025 🚢

Ah, my dear friends, gather 'round as ol’ W.C. Fields gives you the lowdown—yes, the whole kit and caboodle—on the latest episode of Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid. It’s a three-hour soiree of cussing and discussing, broadcast from behind the cornpone curtain, and let me tell you, it’s livelier than a speakeasy on payday! 🍸

A Titanic Tuesday, Indeed!
The episode, recorded on June 10, 2025 (that’s “Titanic Tuesday,” mind you), is a rollicking ride through the political and social landscape, with Roxanne Kincaid at the helm. She’s got a sharp tongue, a satirical wit, and a penchant for skewering the right-wing “MAGAT” crowd with more zest than a lemon in a gin fizz.

Right-Wing Rascals in the Crosshairs
Roxanne takes aim at the usual suspects:

• “Nitwit Nero” (Donald Trump): Mocked for his “catheterized pee pee,” cognitive stumbles, and threats against protesters. “They’ll be hit so hard,” he says—sounds like a toddler denied his nap.

• Mike Lindell (“Mr. Meth Pillow”): Down to his last dime after chasing election fraud phantoms, rambling in court, and calling folks “traitors.” Judge Nina Wang reportedly had to rein him in—reminds me of trying to keep a ferret in a sack!

• Newton Leroy Gingrich (“Newt Gangreen”): Spinning yarns about Biden being run by an “autopen” and handlers. Roxanne brings up his own scandals and wonders about his moral compass—it’s spinning like a roulette wheel.

• Lara Trump: Hosting her own circus on Fox News, peddling the autopen conspiracy to distract from “daddy’s” woes.

• Mulla Moses Mike Johnson: Lampooned for his theocratic leanings, browser history shenanigans, and calls for tarring and feathering political opponents.

• Steven Miller (“Pee-Wee Herman Goering”): Painted as the architect of cruel immigration policies and a “worldclass hater.” Even ABC News couldn’t stomach him.

Election Hijinks & Counter-Narratives
Roxanne dives into a spicy report: Kamala Harris supposedly won the 2024 election, but the machines—serviced by “Prov and V”—were monkeyed with. She notes the right’s endless cries of “fraud” in 2020 made it easier to dismiss real concerns in 2024. “Useful idiots” like Lindell, she says, inoculated the public against legitimate scrutiny. Is it all “Alex Jones territory”? Maybe, but Roxanne’s got her feet on the ground and her eyes on the grift.

A listener brings up Greg Palast’s work, arguing “surgical” voter suppression was the real culprit. Roxanne’s take? Why not both—machine meddling and voter suppression, a double whammy!

Funding Follies & Listener Love
The show’s as independent as a cat on a hot tin roof—no corporate sugar daddies here! Roxanne lays out the numbers: a $1,900 deficit (that’s 6⅓ unfunded days in June). Miss Kat in Ohio offers a $1,000 “Pride Month Challenge” if $400 more is raised. Listeners are urged to pitch in via PayPal and leave reviews to tickle the podcast algorithms. There will be a $2200 funding gap as of tomorrow, June 11th. Please consider contributing headon.live/contribute 💸🚀

Social & Political Potpourri

• LA Law Enforcement: National Guard and Marines called in for protests—costing a cool $134 million, and they can’t even make arrests! Just “stage props for Nitwit Nero.”

• Pride Month & “No Kings” Rallies: June 14th (Trump’s birthday) sees “No Kings” rallies, perfectly timed for Pride Month revelers to double-dip.

• Transgender Athlete Debate: Roxanne skewers Riley Gaines for griping about tying with a trans athlete, dismissing the “protecting girls” argument with a wink and a nudge.

• Immigration: A caller and Roxanne debunk anti-immigrant myths, highlighting immigrants’ massive contributions and ICE’s misplaced priorities—thanks to Steven Miller’s obsession with arrest quotas.

Medical Mayhem & Humor
Much ado about “Nitwit Nero’s” alleged catheter, with listeners (especially “Sylvie,” a semi-retired medical pro) chiming in on the mechanics and indignities of Foley catheters. Roxanne shares her own medical tales, using humor to destigmatize the topic—though she can’t resist poking fun at the secrecy and shame of certain public figures.

Language, Laughter, and Listener Banter
The show’s a veritable vaudeville of nicknames, impressions, and inside jokes—“MAGATs,” “toxic toddler,” “Horn family community congregation,” and more. Roxanne’s banter with callers and chat room denizens (Tracy, Ralphs, Squeaky, Sylvie, and the whole gang) makes for a lively, interactive affair. She shares personal anecdotes, like her family’s Purple Heart citation signed by FDR, and muses on the difference between autopen for necessity and governance by proxy.

Quotes to Savor

“It’ll be a great day when nature takes its course. So, I have a feeling it’s not going to be that long. Won’t it be amazing? You know, when one of those catheters gets loose and it just is soaked right down his leg.”

“Titanic Tuesday goes way back... to a caller who wondered about seashells in West Virginia—‘That’s because of the movement of the Titanic plates.’”

Final Toast 🥃
So there you have it, folks—a heady cocktail of politics, satire, and community, shaken not stirred by Roxanne Kincaid. If you want your news with a wink, a jab, and a shot of truth, Head-ON is your ticket. Don’t forget to toss a coin in the hat and leave a review—after all, even a legend like me needs to keep the lights on!

Cheers, and may your catheters stay where they belong!

 

🗓️ Jun 10, 2025 | 🔗 headon.live | Sponsored by 🌱 Coal River Mountain Watch (crmw.net)

🎙️ Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid – June 9, 2025:

🇺🇸🔥 The Los Angeles Crackdown

Well now, friends, gather ‘round old W.C. Fields’ metaphysical campfire and allow me to recount a tale from the grand Republic—a tale soaked in political vinegar, federal overreach, and a MAGAT infestation thicker than molasses in January.

This latest episode of Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid is what you might call a barnburner. Roxanne lays it bare: the Trump administration’s recent actions in Los Angeles ain’t just political chicanery—they’re a goose-step closer to fascism 🇺🇸🚨.

👉 Troops Without Consent:
The National Guard and Marines have been parachuted into LA without so much as a how-do-you-do from Governor Newsom. Not since Eisenhower did such a thing—and back then, it was to protect civil rights marchers, not to menace ‘em! Roxanne and her callers say this show of force is nothing but illegal intimidation.

“They have nothing but force in defense of the indefensible.”

👉 ICE Gets Ugly:
A workplace raid results in the arrest of David Huerta, president of SEIU California. ICE agents? Masked, unmarked, and acting like mercenaries in a spaghetti western gone wrong 🎭.

“They f***** with David Huerta? They f***** with working Californians everywhere.”

👉 The MAGAT Puppetmasters:
The ever-ghoulish Steven Miller—described as “feeding off hate like a vampire at a blood drive”—is fingered as the architect behind this crackdown.

“Pee-Wee Herman Göring is running the show.”

Even Terry Moran got himself suspended for calling Miller a world-class hater. ABC’s craven apology? Roxanne calls it gutless.

👉 From Protest to Provocation:
The show claims protests were peaceful—until law enforcement lit the match. Roxanne suggests Trump wants violence, to invoke the Insurrection Act and seize more power 💣.

“Nitwit Nero is baiting protestors. He wants chaos.”

👉 Weaponized Justice:
Federal prosecutors are described as partisan attack dogs—particularly LA’s own Bill Sayli, whom Roxanne labels a “filthy fascist MAGAT.” The justice system, she warns, is being twisted to serve the regime’s whims.

👉 Democracy on the Brink:
There’s fear that Trump’s endgame may be election interference—declaring emergencies in blue states to delay or cancel votes. It’s not speculation; it’s a warning flare 🚨.

“They’ll try to control the vote or leave seats vacant. That’s the plot.”

👉 Rays of Resistance:
Despite the gloom, there's grit: SEIU is planning rallies. Listeners share strategies for resilience. And Roxanne’s final note? Don’t despair—organize 💪🏽.

“This is our f****** community. We will fight for it if we have to.”

Funding & Housekeeping Notes 🥃

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🧵 Also in this episode:
• Trump’s buffoonish jabs at Gavin Newsom 🎪
• Disbanding of the CDC vaccine advisory board 😷
• Vice President “Guyliner” and “Hotmama” Kristi Noem roasted 🌶️
• Listener stories, protest poetry, and a peculiar detour into Utah NHL Pride drama 🏳️‍🌈

This here show is a lightning rod and a pressure valve, friends. As ol’ Roxanne says, “We’re not giving up. We’re calling this what it is—and we’re not going quietly.”

💥 Subscribe to Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid for the antidote to authoritarianism—and maybe a laugh between the wreckage.

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✊ #Resist #LAProtests #SEIU #DavidHuerta #MAGATWatch #FascismWatch #RoxanneKincaid

 

🗓️ Jun 09, 2025 | 🔗 headon.live | Sponsored by 🌱 Coal River Mountain Watch (crmw.net)

🎙️ Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid — June 6, 2025

🎩 “Never give a sucker an even break,” they say, but it seems the American fascists are demanding the whole bottle. This week on Head-ON, the indomitable Roxanne Kincaid uncorks a cask of righteous firewater 🥃 and pours it straight down the gullets of ICE goons, MAGAT miscreants, and Supreme Court saboteurs. And by golly, it burns so good.

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🔥 ICE Agents Meet Karma in Djibouti

ICE’s illegal deportation flight to South Sudan gets stranded in Djibouti 🇩🇯—yes, Djibouti, dear listener—thanks to a righteous ruling by Judge Brian Murphy. The agents, stuck like sausages in a scorching steel can, whine about heat, smog, rocket threats, and the smell of burning waste. Roxanne cackles with irony: “How ‘bout that? Breathing the odor of burning human waste. I speak, of course, about the ICE thugs.” 🧻🔥

When DHS stooges blamed the judge, Roxanne wasn’t having it. The agents could've stayed stateside if they'd obeyed the law. Instead, they played fascist cosplay and got a face full of poetic justice.

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⚖️ Supreme Court? More Like Supreme Farce

In a decision that smells like week-old haddock 🐟, the Supremes let the Social Security Administration share your sensitive data with Dogecoin entities via their notorious “emergency docket.” Ketanji Brown Jackson dissented with fury, warning that the court is “fanning the flames” instead of dousing them. Roxanne, ever the bard of blistering sarcasm, dubbed them “Our most puissant dread-sovereign Supreme Catholic majesties.” 👑🪓

Meanwhile, the same bench denied an emergency appeal from a transgender athlete. Same court, same circuit, but when it comes to justice—hypocrisy reigns.

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🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Troops Targeted

June 6 was D-Day again—only this time the battlefield is gender identity. Active-duty trans troops were told to out themselves and leave voluntarily or face punishment. Roxanne skewers the white nationalist babblers behind the policy, calls out DUI boy Pete Hegseth, and honors the trans service members who say, “We’re staying to fight.”

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🍌 Banana Republicans and Economic Idiots

Commerce Secretary Nutnick said we can't grow bananas in the U.S. (👏 we 👏 know 👏), while Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent couldn't say who pays tariffs. (Hint: It’s you, dear taxpayer. Yes, you.) Roxanne mocks these high-functioning feather dusters for their ignorance and reminds us that fascism’s first symptom is stupidity in a necktie. 🍌🤡

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🛬 Trump-Era Villains Take Lumps

From Mike Lindell's frothy courtroom ravings (“It’s Satan!”) to Pam Bondi’s fibbing on deportation cases, Roxanne delightfully rakes MAGAT officials over the coals. There’s even a shout-out to Floyd Brown getting canned from the Kennedy Center for homophobic tripe. Schadenfreude, anyone? 🍿😈

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🎖️ D-Day, 2025: Remembering the Real Fight

Roxanne draws a bold line from Omaha Beach to present-day politics. “We fought fascists then. We fight fascists now.” With her usual gallows humor and firebrand fervor, she rallies her listeners to take heart, stay angry, and keep punching up. 💥✊

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🫂 Community, Calls, and Kat’s Pride Challenge

Listeners—furious, funny, and fearless—call in to vent, cheer, and ponder why power attracts the cruelest among us. Roxanne says, “They do it because they enjoy it.” Pride Month fundraising gets a boost with matching funds from listener Kat 🐈‍⬛💸, and the Head-ON community shines with sardonic wisdom, sarcastic scripture, and spiritual resistance. $1,200 funding gap as of June 6th. Please consider contributing headon.live/contribute 💸

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💬 “Fascism sucks. Fascists suck,” she says. And amen to that.

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🍸 That’s the week’s gospel from Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid. Tune in, toss a coin in the tip jar, and remember—anger ain’t toxic, it’s tonic. And brother, do we need a drink.

 

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