Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid

Leopards eat MAGAT's face. Veteran loses his FEMA job. Wails bitter wails. MAGAT senators decry their Orange Jesus' claim that Ukraine started the war (not that they'll screw their courage to the sticking place, of course). MAGATS gather at CPAC, where Leon Skum takes the stage with a chainsaw and snoot full of ketamine. DoodBro was schwasted! CPAC's Matt Schlapp gets caught groping another man . . . again.