Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid

Oh, noes! Joe To-the-Manchin-Born is taking his coal-tarred political career and going . . . searching for hard-working (read: white) centrists. His quest to put Nitwit Nero back in office will take him from sea to shining sea . . . maybe with his pal Bishop Willard? The GQP Second-place pageant was the spectacle we all knew we didn't need.