Head for the hills! Joe Biden has a transraygun and he's gonna turn the military all transgender! Aiyeeeee! EVILgelicals call for martial law and troops in the streets. Charlie Kirk gets furious with Moscow Mitch! You go, boy! Who knew you could steal a bank? Guess what's legal in WV? Mercifully, it has nothing to do with cucumbers. Allergic reactions to the Dondemci vaccine being reported. We knew it all along: the MAGAT White House wanted America to get sick for "herd immunity." Managers get the sack in Iowa. A thing incoming VP Kamala Harris really can do.