Head-ON With Robyn Kincaid

Leopards eat MAGAT's face. Veteran loses his FEMA job. Wails bitter wails. MAGAT senators decry their Orange Jesus' claim that Ukraine started the war (not that they'll screw their courage to the sticking place, of course). MAGATS gather at CPAC, where Leon Skum takes the stage with a chainsaw and snoot full of ketamine. DoodBro was schwasted! CPAC's Matt Schlapp gets caught groping another man . . . again.

Tara Devlin of Tarabuster and I deconstruct the horrors of the day. Who knew we had a king? Who was surprised that Julius Geezer wants a crown? Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm goes after a flu vaccine information campaign. oh, look! It's an asteroid!

Finishing February is going to be a bear. We need to raise $3,000 to finish the month and pay the bills. Any help is great help.

The DOGEY SkumRats found $8 Billion in "waste" in a contract worth $8 Million. MAGATS are melting down all over media, from Half-pint Himmler Miller to Caroline LeavittAlone, to Tim Burchett. They know more and more Americans aren't falling for their schtick . . . and it's blowing up in their faces. 

Nitwit Nero plays "Godfather" with Ukraine, making them an offer they think can't be refused. "As a dog returneth ever to its vomit." The grift never ends. It's been 0 days since a plane had an issue in TrumpVille. Natch, Leon Skum just fired hundreds of FAA personnel. Never mind "stay off small planes." STAY OFF ALL PLANES. 

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Your health is now in the hands of a doodbro T-juicer who wants to "make tallow great again." "Make Whaling Great Again!"  We're SO screwed. Nitwit Nero has no idea why Leon Skum was talking to the fascist PM of India" "I don't know." State Dept backs off the claim that they're buying $400M worth of Swastikars.  

Oof. It's Lincoln's birthday. What's left to celebrate as a racist dweeb takes a meataxe to American republican democracy. Fascism wants us to feel defeated. We must not. Every act of resistance adds to the quantum of resistance that will eventually lead to the demise of the fascists. And a little child shall lead them: "You're not the president. You need to leave!"

Leon's Skumboiz set their sights on Parkersburg, WV and the Bureau Of the Public Debt. Leon-the-Unelected, however, was in DC, where he told the MAGATS he's gonna screw them harder than they ever imagined. Nancy Mace melts down under the protection of legislative immunity. Too, also: Storytime. 

SuperBowl Morans Edition. Nitwit Nero gets boo'd, runs away early. The Trump Curse even touched the Chiefs. The crackdown on the NIH is hammering MAGAT state medical institutions. Hundreds of thousands of those "good payin' jawwwwbs" headed down the MAGAT drain. Alabama, North Carolina, and more to come. VP Guyliner says the courts can't constrain Tangerine Tiberius. 

Nitwit Nero declares himself chairman of the Kennedy Center Board. Those Lee Greenwood concerts are gonna be EPIC! The Felon-In-Chief also rescinded President Biden's security clearance. Like I've long said, Julius Geezer is nothing but a shambling wad of adipose jealousies and petty grievances. He keeps losing in court on his idiotic EOs. And Leon Skum's neo-maxi zoom dweebies are into the nuclear secrets at the DoE.