Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid

Epic three-hour filiRobster. The Haus of Mouse bites back at Monkey-Up DeKlantis. A little horse-trading in SCOTUS. Mayhem in Jim "Jacket Off" Jordan's committee. 

PETA has re-written part of Genesis and what a hoot it is. SCOTUS, under intense scrutiny, gets a couple of things right. Blind hog . . . acorn. Sen. Foghorn Leghorn of Louisianastan gets schooled. Marginal Trailer Queen does, too . . . and laughed at. Monkey-Up DeKlantis has a baaaaad night. The F.A.R.T.s are butthurt again. So is Klannie Grannie.

Sometimes the upload doesn't "take," for reasons I don't understand. Let's try again, because this was another content-rich episode. What if there was an actual way to predict genocide, or see it happening in real time?

John Durham offers up a nice, thick nothingburger. Cue the "Law & Order" theme: "Dum-dum!" Cornpone Comer and Marginal Trailer Queen have lost their super double plus secret probation informant against President Biden. Play it again! "Dum-dum!" Ghouly Roody is a perv (and a viagra-chomping drunk) according to a new lawsuit. But there's more. SO much more. Former endorser regrets signing a recommendation letter for the Handmaid. 

Week's end. But the conversation continues! 

Like an adipose, waddling train wreck, it's impossible not to discuss CNN's shameful display of venal fecklessness in platforming Nitwit Nero. Fappy Thomas signs off on ditching a federal bribery statute. A unanimous SCOTUS decision extends a modicum of mercy to a Guatemalan woman. 

Sorry to be so dire. This little long-running conversation is at an existential crossroads. Nonetheless, what a show! 

Donald J. Trump is a sexual predator. So says a NY federal trial jury. Wednesday in New Hampshire should be . . . interesting. Greg Assbot faces pushback on his refusal to a damned thing about his state's gun violence crisis. Megyn "White Santa" Kelly wants you to shut up about guns. MonkeyUp DeKlantis finds a new target. Testicle Toasting Tuckyo Rose Carlson finds a new platform (HINT: I predicted it). Alex Jones gets a call from Tuckyo Rose. 

We have two days to satisfy Appalachian Power's coal-fried extortion demand. They want more than $700. Without it, there will be no show starting Thursday. I wish I was kidding. I'm not. This is the awful part of being independent and non-commercial. If you're able, Please help keep the conversation going. Please.

Sweet, bleeding Jesus, but this grows wearying. A Nazi incel slaughters people at a mall cuz he can't get laid. And none, I mean NONE of the multi-millionaire ForProfit Media will go deeper than "mental health." It tasks me! Maybe it'll show up on my filthy morning habit in a couple of weeks. Too, also: we have a GROOMER! Curiously, neither gay, a drag queen, or trans. Feels like a clue!

Y'all, we bounce from one existential crisis to the next. The next one is breathing down my neck. Appalachian Power wants their money. A lot of money. This community survives by miracles. Human ones. If you can help keep this little miracle of a broadcast alive, please do! Thank you! 

Happy Cinco de Mayo. More tequila will be sold today in the U.S. than any other day of the year. The drip,drip, drip of graft, sleaze, and utter corruption from Fap-Fap and Gin-Gin (ft. Har-Har and Lee-Lee) continues unabated. Good. Testicle Toasting Tuckyo Rose Carlson keeps getting weirder and the suits at FockSnooz are getting scratchy about it. DiFi is coming back to the Senate . . . maybe next week.

We're facing dire times at The H.O.R.N. We finished the week still unfunded by $250 with some horrorshow bills coming. Please help if you can. As ever, you have my eternal, undying gratitude!