Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid

There are at least twenty-eight lilly-livered, yellow-bellied cowards in the House and Senate. Naturally, they're all MAGATS, thrilled to bomb the life out of brown people, but totally browning their own undies at the thought of crossing their Daddy Vladdy. Meanwhile, as democracy burns, so does our planet . . . and drowns. The data are in: flooding in Libya, Greece, and Turkey was made more likely and far worse by climate catastrophe. Does Cavin' McCarthy have any self-respect remaining? How often do you think of the Roman Empire? 

Glory! Baptists bounce a racist, homophobic preacher. Also get sued for outing a philandering former leader of the SoBap Con. John Fetterman keeps owning the MAGATS and they insist on continuing to walk on rakes. Perspective is an entirely foreign thing to them. Chuck Schumer caves to Tommy the Tuber. So much (more) losing for Julius Geezer. Adam Schiff tears into Gym "Jacket Off" Jordan. Merick Garland shows up and takes no guff from MAGATS in House Judiciary. Charlie Kirk gets a rowdy anti-fascist reception in Arizona. 

All hail John Fetterman, Fashion Scourge! In which we learn a new phrase: "grabbing the hog." J6 terrorist's paranoia pegs the needle. Christian sex trafficking "advocate" caught on video groping a young girl's breasts . . . for Jesus, of course. Racist MAGAT org sues West Point. Texas school fires teacher for reading "The Diary of Anne Frank" to 8th graders. Is Loren Boebert coming to Ravenswood, WV?

Is it just cheap, tawdry bad behavior, or is Loren Boebert actually the sum total and entirety of the MAGAT Party? I feel confident that it's the latter. Julius Geezer claims he's leading Barack Obama in the polls. He's well on the way to setting up his incompetence defense at trial. The Marines (who don't have a Commandant) would like it if someone could tell them what happened to their F-35, please. 

Labor learns to flex its muscles again. Jack Smith seeks to fit Tangerine Tiberius with a narrow gag. Lee heads for the northeast. Your 'umble 'ostess has a new name (but Robyn's still fine, too). Leon Skum needs deporting and not because he humiliated his partner (because he's Leon Skum, after all). Roger delivers a master class on canned food safety. SD's Kristi Noem turns out to be, in the words of Rick James, "a very kinky girl" (with a "christian fambly valyooz hubby I hope cleans her clock in court; that, or he's as kinky as she, in which case . . . oh, Jerry Falwell, Jr!)

Julius Geezer won't go to trial in October . . . dammit. Michael Cohen has a laugh at the expense of Counsel For the Parking Garage. a horrifying new piece of investigative journalism from ProPublica. And it's not even about a crooked SCOTUS justice. Go figure. Is Bishop Willard really a hero? 

What's in a cellphone? That ain't a technical question? MAGATs get it wrong. 

Y'all, I don't do a lot of deliberate conversations. Tonight: an interview. Aly and I had a conversation for the ages. 

"Impeachment Inquiries! Gitcher impeachment inquiries here," bleated Kevvers McCarthy, hoping to protect his fragile manhood, er, Speakership, from the clutches of Marge the Merciless. WTF even is an "impeachment inquiry." Turns out, it's not a thing. And the Big Giant Forehead, having just founded himself outside the circus Egress, is MAD! We get a COVID update from our friend and adviser, Paul From Parts Unknown. Take his wise words to heart. 

Morans can't help but say moran things every September 11th. It's as predictable as the phases of the moon. MAGATS are getting nasty in Virginia (what a surprise) and it touches a black man and a woman who's unashamed of her sexuality. Because of course. Marge calls for secession. We re-visit the 14th Amendment.    

Happy Star Trek Day! Happy Mark Meadows Loses Day! Julius Geezer's gonna (not) just LOVVVVE that! Not-So-Happy Sammy BadBreath is still dirty day. Happy weekend!