Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid

As Warren Zevon once sang, "Disorder In the House!" It's time for "Testicle Talk With Nancy Mace." Sometimes we get the hero we need, and her name is Jasmine Crockett! Nitwit Nero bails on giving the closing argument in his fraud trial. Ohio MAGAT cites bible to say trans people should die. Israeli journalist tells CNN that the truth of the slaughter of Gaza isn't getting out . . . even in Israel, and most Israelis are perfectly fine with it. Oh, and it's Rubicon Day! How appropriate! The password is: BiscuitsnGravy Kush! 

Almost immediately after I closed the broadcast, my ISP corkscrewed into the dirt. It just came back. I'm glad, because I felt really good about how the program went, especially since I hadn't planned on being live. I simply couldn't miss yesterday, especially considering the monumental nature of the Immunity hearing in the DC Circuit. The cat's officially out of the bag for Nitwit Nero. 

Leon Skum, dope fiend. Bill Ackman, racist fiend. Mrs. Ackman, academic fraud. Christopher Rufo dummies up a degree. Nitwit Nero gets dinged in U.S. Circuit Court in Manhattan. "Bibi-sitting" enters the vocabulary.

It's Friday and Nimrata Haley is still a dumbass. She can't address her slavery screw-up without creating another screw-up. Counsel for the parking garage says she'd rather be pretty than smart. I think she got her wish, she's just too not-smart to realize it. Tangerine Tiberius wants to be paid for defrauding the people of New York. Israeli government officials keep saying the quiet part REALLY loudly. Remembering the day ten years ago when 300,000 West Virginians were involuntarily enrolled in a large scale study of the effects of a toxic chemical on human beings. 

Glory! Pope Frank gets tough with right-wing Catholics. Nikki Haley is still an idiot. The slaughter in the sandbox, now with more fascism daily. Alex Jones is worried about the Epstein List. 

Israeli fascists get caught saying the quiet part out loud: the Gaza afterplan is "ethnic cleansing." The plan is being bruited by Bibi and two of his racist lieutenants, both of whom are convicted criminals. Meanwhile, the Israeli Supreme Court tries to preserve the tattered remnants of what passes for democracy there. Poland scrambles fighter jets because of Russian incursions into Polish airspace. Leon Skum throws a hissy at Green Day. Rafaelito jinxes the 'Horns. 

Kiss 2023 an early goodbye.

Haw! "Nikki" Haley is one of the biggest GQP halfwits in recent memory, but she's just a point on a breathtakingly stupid through-line of toxically idiotic Republikkkanz. And her fellow South Carocringian Miss Lindsey is feeling all butch again. So that's precious.

When MAGATs say the quiet part out loud: Mullah Moses Mike says women are fleeing the GQP because they had too much education. Nitwit Nero draws ever nearer to an absolute meltdown. Even an Israeli scholar on fascism, nazism, and the Holocaust says the Israeli government has neo-nazis in it . . . and brings receipts.

Happy Holidays! Let's get back to the hot mess that is our world. Israel bombed Bethlehem on Christmas Day. Their PR Department stinks. Pastor Munther Isaac delivers a righteous jermiad. Right-wing self-appointed culture critic loves American art. Lincoln Project compares Nitwit Nero to the stench of a garbage scow. Queen Sporkfoot gets "swatted" . . . again. I personally think the calls are coming from inside the house.