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MullahMike says America is "dark and depraved" because people aren't going to the gospel shops as much . . . and THE QUEEEEEERZZZZZ! Zomg! Aiyeeee! Nitwit Nero gets faced on another motion in Manhattan. George Anthony Richard M. Nixon Santos may be gone by December. Leon Skum says the quiet part out loud. 

Sorry about yesterday, but getting the new wheel on the car at lease gives me peace of mind. 

Fifteen Minute Cities! "Aiyeeeeee," cry the MAGATS. The MAGAT House may have scampered after a tantrum, but the idiocy continues. "Ghoooooost Buses!" Sporkfoot doesn't know who the FBI Director works for. George Anthony Devolder John Jay Audobon Santos wants "an Article V Constitutional Convention." It's now officially illegal to be openly queer in Murfreesboro, Tennestan. Sean Obrien, President of the Teamsters, questions the sexuality of MMA Markwayne. 

House manages (only with Democratic help) to pass the CR. Meanwhile, the rest of the day was some of the most bananas malarkey since at least the 1850s in the Congress. And Sporkfoot got burnt to a crisp in an interview and was waaaaay too stoopid to realize it. 

(Yet ANOTHER) Q-ball J6 convict wants to go to Congress. When are "rules" not really "rules?" When they're for SCOTUS. Julius Geezer wants a Purge. MullahMike weighs his future. Shutdown looms. Jack Smith doesn't want Defendant Drumpf to turn the courtroom into a circus. 

Hey, look! Mullah Mike Johnson just turned the House loose and flew off to Gay Paris to play footsie with the Fascists. 

Oh, noes! Joe To-the-Manchin-Born is taking his coal-tarred political career and going . . . searching for hard-working (read: white) centrists. His quest to put Nitwit Nero back in office will take him from sea to shining sea . . . maybe with his pal Bishop Willard? The GQP Second-place pageant was the spectacle we all knew we didn't need. 

Oh, the hand-wringing! Oh, the pearl-clutching! Oh, the sweet, sweet MAGAT tears! Margie Sporkfoot has a conniption. Stevie Three Shirts is no better. Klannie Grannie got taken to school and yelling "Beetlejuice" was no help. Massive blast of deregulation sends poison smoke into the air of SE Texas. Oregon MAGAT senators go to court all said and butthurt. Moms For Liberty take it in the (brown) skirts at the polls. Women and weed big winners in THE Buckeye State and THE Olde Dominion. 

The fallout from yesterday's courtroom stupidity continues unabated. Counsel for the Parking Garage really is out of her league. Former President Barack Obama says what no one else has had the nerve to say about the slaughter in the Levant. More pervert MAGATS. 

"He's not gonna make it."

-Todd, being prescient.

Back from the joyous arrival of an absolutely precious little granddaughter. Insanity on this planet continues unabated.