Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid

Poor Jadey! That poor egg couldn't deliver an applause line with a FedEx (unpaid product placement) 747. And then Thing Leer pits the two of them against each other. Save me, Livy!

Thanks to everyone who matched the gifts that got us funded out of April.

Humiliation in GY-na. Cankles Caligula gets a stern lecture from his pal Xi about Taiwan. Ukraine weathers another Russian onslaught as Pooty targets children. Virginia "Double-X" Foxx upbraids a . . . 4th grader. Tra$h Patel goes snorkeling among the honored dead. MAGAT judge hammers DoJ pettifoggers in Rhode Island. Fappy and Sammy throw a hissy over Mifepristone. Hung Cao spreads a load of bull in Congress. 

MAGATS mad at music, 

An embarrassment of titanic MAGAT brain power on display in D.C. today as the Dipshit Twins, Whiskey Pete and J. Edgar Boozer went to the hill and got their assets handed to them. Marge trots the globe and Laura Looney is green with envy (or maybe she's just green). Nitwit Nero tells the truth for a change as he dashes off to China to sell us out. 

We continue to battle the most profound funding deficit we've ever known. Twlve days into May and April isn't even fully funded. Can you help?

Edited to correct date.

A gentle reminder: this ginormous shitstorm is less than four months old. Hold fast, Horndanistx! We're losing a wat we should never have started and these goons are ignoring a disease that kills 40% of the people who get it. The "Thank god for Ivermectin" posts are already proliferating. The MAGATS are playing Calvin Ball all over the Confederacy, proving that the Union really didn't burn enough sense into 'em. Heads-Up: As I predicted, the y next talking point is "why Dems gerrymander Vermont?" No. Really, They're that damned dumb.

In memoriam for R.E. "Ted" Turner, for a time, once upon a time, my boss. 

The Secretary of DHHS is an ongoing threat to humanity. I would know. RFK is a menace to society. That's it.

Cankles Caligula confesses he's turned the U.S. Navy into pirates. How long ago did I say that? Secret Service shuts down the White House because shots were fired a mile or so away in D.C. Legal expert confirms Nitwit Nero has a bunch of problems in the Cole Allen trial. Said that already, too. I swear sometimes it's like I live in a bubble-off-plumb future. Polk County Sheriff comes nigh giggling when he takes down a J6 terrorist for trying to hire a sex worker. Kudos for showing his pic with Julius Geezer.

The week ends as May begins and the madness continues. It must be a living hell trying to serve as Julius Geezer's lawyer. The criminal case against James Comey will be an absolute clown show IF it makes it to trial. The "86" business from the mentally deficient occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue alone will be insanity for the ages. Meanwhile, a MAGA influencer comes in from the cold and she comes in with receipts.