Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid

Here we are, babies: the last Friday in a Constitutional Republic. How did y'all like it? I was fond of it. My predecessors fought and bled and died for it. Now, it was all for naught. Sucks to see Lady Liberty lying in her own blood of wounds she took from her own children, huh? "Et tu, MAGAT?" Oh, well! Enjoy your indoor COVID superspreader event, Geezer Disgustus! Does Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm know you've been getting the jab all along? It never ends well for fascists, and boy, you're not immune. Your own puppet Congress is already falling apart. 

Who's in charge of the popcorn Monday?

NGL. These days kinda suck. All we can do is pay attention to self-care. 

Meanwhile, the MAGATS are running wild . . . over the country and especially D.C.

And a fatigued, compliant Congress can barely catch her breath. 

Chasin' that Jezebel spirit plum outten TakesAss! Praise! Glawree! Pam Blondi lies to the Senate and gets away with it. The chief architect of Project 2025 sails through his confirmation with scarcely a word about his project to immiserate millions of Americans. No Dem senator has yet referred to Orange Julius Geezer as "convicted felon trump." The timidity is nauseating. 

It's just ugly. 

It's like watching a storm approach. Corporations are bowing down to suck the orange toe and vulgar perversion has become the definition of MAGAT "masculinity." ZuckerHole is all-in on letting filthy-minded men say anything they want, even about the bodies of underage girls. I-wanka says she hates politics and just wants to be a good daughter who comforts her filthy father. Mullah Moses Mike Johnson wants Californians to really feel the pain. And we get another win from SCOTUS.

Now, ANYONE in America can say, "He's a CROOK," and he can't do a damned thing about it. SO many think it means so little, but the fit he threw today says sooooo much otherwise! 

In the midst of disaster comes happy news. Not only has Anita Bryant gone off to hell, but, best of all, SCOTUS shut down Venereal Vespasian's plea for his minions to save him from his conviction in NYC. His hand-picked handmaid delivered the coup de grace, no less. By the time you're listening to this, we may all be saying "Convicted FELON Donald Trump," and it really has a ring to it, doesn't it?!

Go on. 

Too cold to type a description. Have to get out of the studio.

The MAGATS got their way, so there was no terrorist attack on the Capitol today. One MAGAT senator's husband refused to shake hands with VP Harris, serving as President of the Senate. Stay classy, MAGATs! Nitwit Nero gets a politics lesson from a Canadian MP, while another explained that Canadian law prevents sexual abusers from serving in Parliament. Leon Skum keeps interfering in foreign affairs. What Logan Act? MAGAT gospel sharp predicts god is gonna kill a nonagenarian.