Head-ON With Robyn Kincaid

ICE Stormtroopers attack a Chicago elementary school. Officials stood their ground and rebuffed them. Orange Julius Geezer wants coal-fired AI. I wish I was making this up. Good-bye passports for anyone not cis. Serial sexual abuser Pete Hogsbreath draws nearer confirmation (as of this writing, he was confirmed. JFC). The cornpone version of George Santos wants Daddy to be able to run again (as if that human pile of wreckage would even be able).

It's one of those brutal times when we really need to be fully funded. The deficit on Monday stands at $1,225. Please support independent broadcasting. Please? 

President Felon apparently can't fly abroad yet. You KNOW he wanted to be shambling-about amongst his betters in Davos. You KNOW he did! But he can't leave. He's an unsteady, unstable Caesar. Iupiter alone knows what's hiding behind all those drapes in the White House. He couldn't trust anyone the first time and he can trust even fewer now. Best part is: HE knows it. And he stays home . . . and LEON stays home. 

And today, well, today, that judge in Seattle told him "No!" Not just any judge . . . a RAYGUN judge . . . told Veruco Saltine he could not, in fact, have it all. 

You know he hates all this. This is how it all goes down. He must do this . . . because doom comes otherwise.

Ohhhhh, Oedipus! Oh, Kreon!

When one hears the way Nitwit Nero talks about women, one cannot help wondering how his filthy klansman daddy spoke to his mama. After all, it all begins in the home.Megyn "White Jesus" Kelly slut-shames Jeff Bezos' fiance. Orange Julius Geezer pardons a pair of killer cops. Congresses passes law to round up innocent immigrants. Fascism: soaking in it.

Day One of the DickTatorship was a doozy. Happy, unhappy MAGATS began their triumph shrieking about how Leon Skum dint-not-neither give no Nazi salute and stop saying that! Nitwit Nero not "excited" by humble ceremony of prayer and supplication. Oh, how the demons are going to shriek as they fly about his ears when, having lost his mind to dementia, he goes to his long home in Hell! 

Happy MLK Day, y'all! Everything he did and said in his foreshortened young life was more important than every word that vomitted forth from all the fascists assembled today in D.C. Fascists? Why, yes! Leon Skum gave an unabshed nazi salute and, being a vulgar little troll, knew exactly what he was doing, even did it twice. 

Be strong, friends and neighbors. If for nother reason than pure spite, we WILL survive!

Here we are, babies: the last Friday in a Constitutional Republic. How did y'all like it? I was fond of it. My predecessors fought and bled and died for it. Now, it was all for naught. Sucks to see Lady Liberty lying in her own blood of wounds she took from her own children, huh? "Et tu, MAGAT?" Oh, well! Enjoy your indoor COVID superspreader event, Geezer Disgustus! Does Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm know you've been getting the jab all along? It never ends well for fascists, and boy, you're not immune. Your own puppet Congress is already falling apart. 

Who's in charge of the popcorn Monday?

NGL. These days kinda suck. All we can do is pay attention to self-care. 

Meanwhile, the MAGATS are running wild . . . over the country and especially D.C.

And a fatigued, compliant Congress can barely catch her breath. 

Chasin' that Jezebel spirit plum outten TakesAss! Praise! Glawree! Pam Blondi lies to the Senate and gets away with it. The chief architect of Project 2025 sails through his confirmation with scarcely a word about his project to immiserate millions of Americans. No Dem senator has yet referred to Orange Julius Geezer as "convicted felon trump." The timidity is nauseating. 

It's just ugly. 

It's like watching a storm approach. Corporations are bowing down to suck the orange toe and vulgar perversion has become the definition of MAGAT "masculinity." ZuckerHole is all-in on letting filthy-minded men say anything they want, even about the bodies of underage girls. I-wanka says she hates politics and just wants to be a good daughter who comforts her filthy father. Mullah Moses Mike Johnson wants Californians to really feel the pain. And we get another win from SCOTUS.