Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid

It's Friday and Nimrata Haley is still a dumbass. She can't address her slavery screw-up without creating another screw-up. Counsel for the parking garage says she'd rather be pretty than smart. I think she got her wish, she's just too not-smart to realize it. Tangerine Tiberius wants to be paid for defrauding the people of New York. Israeli government officials keep saying the quiet part REALLY loudly. Remembering the day ten years ago when 300,000 West Virginians were involuntarily enrolled in a large scale study of the effects of a toxic chemical on human beings. 

Glory! Pope Frank gets tough with right-wing Catholics. Nikki Haley is still an idiot. The slaughter in the sandbox, now with more fascism daily. Alex Jones is worried about the Epstein List. 

Israeli fascists get caught saying the quiet part out loud: the Gaza afterplan is "ethnic cleansing." The plan is being bruited by Bibi and two of his racist lieutenants, both of whom are convicted criminals. Meanwhile, the Israeli Supreme Court tries to preserve the tattered remnants of what passes for democracy there. Poland scrambles fighter jets because of Russian incursions into Polish airspace. Leon Skum throws a hissy at Green Day. Rafaelito jinxes the 'Horns. 

Kiss 2023 an early goodbye.

Haw! "Nikki" Haley is one of the biggest GQP halfwits in recent memory, but she's just a point on a breathtakingly stupid through-line of toxically idiotic Republikkkanz. And her fellow South Carocringian Miss Lindsey is feeling all butch again. So that's precious.

When MAGATs say the quiet part out loud: Mullah Moses Mike says women are fleeing the GQP because they had too much education. Nitwit Nero draws ever nearer to an absolute meltdown. Even an Israeli scholar on fascism, nazism, and the Holocaust says the Israeli government has neo-nazis in it . . . and brings receipts.

Happy Holidays! Let's get back to the hot mess that is our world. Israel bombed Bethlehem on Christmas Day. Their PR Department stinks. Pastor Munther Isaac delivers a righteous jermiad. Right-wing self-appointed culture critic loves American art. Lincoln Project compares Nitwit Nero to the stench of a garbage scow. Queen Sporkfoot gets "swatted" . . . again. I personally think the calls are coming from inside the house. 

Merry Christmas, etc. to all (all but Julis Geezer and his ilk, that is)! He got an early present when his pet crooks at SCOTUS declined to hear the case brought by Jack Smith, forcing the question of whether Orange Jeenyus is immune from prosecution. A new recording of him encouraging electors in Michigan not to certify the 2020 election could prompt further charges and perhaps even cause Ronna Romney McDaniel to catch charges. Ho, Ho, Ho! 

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Some Thorny Thursdays are sillier than others. This was one. A Duke of Hazard has a grammatical and, um, romantic problem with President Biden and Hunter. Stevie Three-Shirts sounds like he's hitting the sauce and Alan Dershowitz hears his wife calling. 

The deacons had the night off. That's OK, though, because the Legal Department had plenty to work with. No one seems able to agree as to what our Most Puissant, Dread Sovereign Supreme Catholic Majesties will do with the Colorado Supreme Court Ruling. As ever, though, the MAGATS are more than happy to tell everyone what they WANT to do.