Head-ON With Robyn Kincaid

Titanic Tuesday, Ted Cruz Edition, feat. Seantor Cornpone Kennedy and Chairman Comer Pyle.

A cavalcade of morans! Let's start with "historian" Craven McCarthy unburdening himself of alllll his feels about how innocent Murkkka is. James Knox Polk would like a word. And then . . . ohhhhh, then! We have the dainty sensibilities of the Washington Post Editorial Board! "Marriage is dying because liberal wimminz!" Someone pass 'em the clutching-pearls. Tangerine Tiberius wants you to know he's just scarcastic. Totally!

The MAGATS go after Dolly. Turns out Thai migrant workers were among the hostages taken by Hamas. Go figure. Twelve were freed. Rafaelito Cruz spreads (another) lie. Donald Grump issues the most Batman villain Thanksgiving message EVER (till next year).  

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! Fascism on the march in Europe. Grampa Grassley runs the vaccuum. Turkey Drop and Moo Goo Gai Pan. 

"They et all the tacos!" Bet I know how he votes! "The Case Of the Weeping Witness" sounds like a Perry Mason title, but it was just another day in Nitwit Nero's fraud trial. Behind the SAG/AFTRA & WGA strike settlements. A wonderful conversation with the one and only Dan Fisher, creator of the "Let's Talk Ten" podcast. 

MullahMike says America is "dark and depraved" because people aren't going to the gospel shops as much . . . and THE QUEEEEEERZZZZZ! Zomg! Aiyeeee! Nitwit Nero gets faced on another motion in Manhattan. George Anthony Richard M. Nixon Santos may be gone by December. Leon Skum says the quiet part out loud. 

Sorry about yesterday, but getting the new wheel on the car at lease gives me peace of mind. 

Fifteen Minute Cities! "Aiyeeeeee," cry the MAGATS. The MAGAT House may have scampered after a tantrum, but the idiocy continues. "Ghoooooost Buses!" Sporkfoot doesn't know who the FBI Director works for. George Anthony Devolder John Jay Audobon Santos wants "an Article V Constitutional Convention." It's now officially illegal to be openly queer in Murfreesboro, Tennestan. Sean Obrien, President of the Teamsters, questions the sexuality of MMA Markwayne. 

House manages (only with Democratic help) to pass the CR. Meanwhile, the rest of the day was some of the most bananas malarkey since at least the 1850s in the Congress. And Sporkfoot got burnt to a crisp in an interview and was waaaaay too stoopid to realize it. 

(Yet ANOTHER) Q-ball J6 convict wants to go to Congress. When are "rules" not really "rules?" When they're for SCOTUS. Julius Geezer wants a Purge. MullahMike weighs his future. Shutdown looms. Jack Smith doesn't want Defendant Drumpf to turn the courtroom into a circus. 

Hey, look! Mullah Mike Johnson just turned the House loose and flew off to Gay Paris to play footsie with the Fascists.