Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid

Oh, look! It's finally the Epstein Files , , , only they're NOT. 

Nitwit Nero's primetime manic blather falls flat. MAGATs in Congress panic. Anything to distract from the Epstein Files. More photos released today. Disgusting is too mild a word. Oh, goody! Here come the real-life Hunger Games. 

The MAGATS are killers, Monsters. Starvers. Killers.

Authors of disaster.

It was a Wile-d kind of day. Just sayin'. Susie spilled tea all over the place and the MAGAThouse just pretended to yawn and declare, "Fake news." Once again, though, we see that no MAGAT can talk about Jeffrey Epstein without giving themselves away. MonkeyUP DeKlantis challenges Nitwit Nero's AI regulation ban. Fallout continues from Julius Sleazer's vile response to the murder of Rob and Michelle Reiner. 

What an awful weekend. What a horrid holiday season.

That's fascism.

Did Cankles Caligula forget he has a son with Melanoma or is "her son" just not his? MAGAT House introduces silly excuse for a healthcare bill. More photos from the Epstein Estate and the ones yet to come are described as deeply disturbing. ICE goon gets taken to police station after attempting to kidnap immigrants. Maryland court allows sexual abuse lawsuit against Linda McMahon go forward. 

After today, Krusti the Gnome hangs by a thread. Revel. Shenanigan. And Bovine Gregory? We have our own thoughts. 

At some point, these MAGATS will run up the Jolly Roger and just come out as the pirates they are. An oil tanker? Yep. House passes NDAA that compels Whiskey Pete to release the unedited video of the war crime he helped commit. Jared Kushner funds an attempt to further turn American journalism into North Korea. What happens when the Prison-Industrial Complex goes hand-in-hand with the Eco-tourism industry?

They're weird. Tim Walz was right all along. He just didn't know how weird. Enter Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey, trying to chin-ups against an MTV reality TV dood. (Is Sean Duffy why they ultimately killed MTV). Meanwhile, if Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey ever says he wants to write you a poem? Run. And fetch the bleach. 

Nitwit Nero's big mad at . . . lawnmowers . . , and senators . . . and . . . the audience at the Kennedy Center Honors? Dementia is a helluva thing. JoJo Blondi wants to accuse anyone she doesn't like of being a terrorist. Alina HabbanaHabbanaHabbana REALLY isn't quitting the job she never had. For realsies!