Head-ON With Robyn Kincaid

Haw! "Nikki" Haley is one of the biggest GQP halfwits in recent memory, but she's just a point on a breathtakingly stupid through-line of toxically idiotic Republikkkanz. And her fellow South Carocringian Miss Lindsey is feeling all butch again. So that's precious.

When MAGATs say the quiet part out loud: Mullah Moses Mike says women are fleeing the GQP because they had too much education. Nitwit Nero draws ever nearer to an absolute meltdown. Even an Israeli scholar on fascism, nazism, and the Holocaust says the Israeli government has neo-nazis in it . . . and brings receipts.

Happy Holidays! Let's get back to the hot mess that is our world. Israel bombed Bethlehem on Christmas Day. Their PR Department stinks. Pastor Munther Isaac delivers a righteous jermiad. Right-wing self-appointed culture critic loves American art. Lincoln Project compares Nitwit Nero to the stench of a garbage scow. Queen Sporkfoot gets "swatted" . . . again. I personally think the calls are coming from inside the house. 

Merry Christmas, etc. to all (all but Julis Geezer and his ilk, that is)! He got an early present when his pet crooks at SCOTUS declined to hear the case brought by Jack Smith, forcing the question of whether Orange Jeenyus is immune from prosecution. A new recording of him encouraging electors in Michigan not to certify the 2020 election could prompt further charges and perhaps even cause Ronna Romney McDaniel to catch charges. Ho, Ho, Ho! 

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Some Thorny Thursdays are sillier than others. This was one. A Duke of Hazard has a grammatical and, um, romantic problem with President Biden and Hunter. Stevie Three-Shirts sounds like he's hitting the sauce and Alan Dershowitz hears his wife calling. 

The deacons had the night off. That's OK, though, because the Legal Department had plenty to work with. No one seems able to agree as to what our Most Puissant, Dread Sovereign Supreme Catholic Majesties will do with the Colorado Supreme Court Ruling. As ever, though, the MAGATS are more than happy to tell everyone what they WANT to do. 

Colorado Supreme Court says "NO!" to Julius Geezer on the GQP primary ballot. The ball's in SCOTUS now. Cop rams bar with cruiser, arrests bar owner for scaring *him*. Police are apparently always "scared." Staten Island MAGAT says her Orange God wasn't slurring immigrants, but that Democrats are poisoning the blood of America (I don't think her understands "blood libel." Orange Jenius attacks prominent Texas MAGATS. Elon gets reduced to ashes by John Oliver. 

"Blood poisoning" is a medical term. It should never be a political one. Any politician who uses that language is a fascist. Even the multi-millionaire ForProfit media are figuring it out. The IDF is attacking Gaza churches during Christmastime. Julius Geezer gets roasted in court in Manhattan  . . . again. Rafaelito Cruz attacks a judicial nominee for being Muslim.  MonkeyUp doesn't understand "the blood stuff." MAGATS have a hissy over . . . a tap dance routine?

Rudy Ghouliani digs himself a $148 Million dollar hole. Ruby Freeman says she's just getting started. Christian loses whatever passes for his mind and attacks a statue of a fake goat man. Comer Pyle has become a running gag. Markwayne may be a senator, but he doesn't really know how to senator.

Comer Pyle has some shell problems of his own. Jasmine Crockett calls out MAGAT math skills. Ohio MAGATs attack kids. Georgia teacher attacks a kid. Stevie 3-shirts goes after Mullah Moses Mike Johnson over the Queeeeerz. Matt Gaetz whines as he and super masculine man of masculine masculinity Markwayne Mullins have a very public 7th grade slap fight. Joe-To-the-Manchin-Born announces a search for the "real" (real WHITE and STRAIGHT and Right(wing) Murka.