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Venereal Vespasian was, shall we say, feeling a bit flushed on Friday. Naturally, the Extraordinary Ordinary Roundtable had to address it. Nitwit Nero has said some plenty bizarre, er,  stuff over the last three plus years, but this was weird even for him. Nimrata Haley gives the game away in her confederate flag remarks to the Beckerhead. Adam Schiff drops a line to Mike Pencel-neck Geek. Wait. Beavis was in Ukraine? We must investigate!

We pulled up a mite short for the week in fundraising. We finished with $95 to go. The podcast crew can clean the slate.

It's Nancy Pelosi day, as she demonstrated what real leadership, real will looked like. She got a two-fer, taking down Venereal Vespasian and a lick-spittle MAGAT reporter for Sinclair. Elsewhere, 350 psychiatrists begged the House Judiciary Committee to take Combover Caligula's mental illness as seriously as it deserves. And hey! We may have found one of Moscow Mitch's ancestors . . . in Congress, no less!

Coverage of today's House Impeachment hearing. Professor Pamela Karlan ROCKS. 

Impeachment is on everyone's minds today and will likely continue to be the focal point of news until all of this is settled. That being said, when will it end? We as a nation have fail safes built into our Constitution to prevent what is happening within our government by our Founders, but it takes a functioning governing body to make it work as it was designed.

It's past time for those fail safes to take effect and we get down to the business of fixing what's been broken. Our nation. 

The House Impeachment Report is out and the dime has dropped. Devin Nunes should be wearing orange and staring through bars. Mike Pence-lneck Geek gets fingered for his involvement in Trump's bribery conspiracy. Nitwit Nero embarrasses us once again on the road in Europe. Origins of the religion industry support for him. Pipelining on the Appalachian Trail. Insurers bail on coal. 

The DoJ comes in for an early Moran Monday nomination. When a federal judge says your arguments are "disingenuous" and lack any merit, that judge is essentially calling you a moran. That happened Monday. Also Monday, the nation got showed up for morans when Mueller's investigation notes came out. Man, were we well-chumped! As I said so long ago, the fix was in. Is legal eminence grise Alan Douche-o-witz a moran, you ask? Why, yes! Yes, he is! And hey! Thanks, CNN, for putting up a picture of Elizabeth Warren next to Karl Marx. 

Overnight Crew: we need $30 more to finish Bruce's Memorial first of the month challenge. Click the link, please, if you can help. 

The post-Thanksgiving front porch! Stabbings in Europe have the continent on edge. A majority of Republicans (!) approve of Elizabeth Warren's wealth tax. AOB (Michael Bloomberg- Another Old Billionaire), on the other hand, wants to tax the poors so they won't do things poor people do, like make their own choices. Mayor Pete, meanwhile, seems to think the children of millionaires go to Busted Knuckle Community College and not the Ivy League schools (y'know: like *he* went to) and that's why we can't have free college tuition at state schools. Sheesh!

Happy Thanksgiving from all of us in the HORN Family/Community/Congregation. Just as I suspected, in the bizarre times in which we find ourselves, even Thanksgiving provided no respite from the madness. 

The deacons are snoozing off the Fellership Hall pre-Thanksgiving dinner, Dave Daubenmire has a thing for non-humans, Rick Wiles declares a "Jew Coup," and a homophobic Anglican priest gets caught sharing his cassock. Meanwhile, the mental deterioration of Julius Sleazer continues apace, he claims to get flattered by medical staff, and the former Secretary of the Navy says Tangerine Tiberius has no conception of how the American military works. 

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! 

The Pardoner turns a lighthearted turkey-pardoning ceremony into an assault on Adam Schiff and the free press. A DC UFO? No one seems to know. Our little Nutmeg doesn't get why people are upset with her continuing defense of Uncle Quisling. MAGAT Regime seeks to hide disease clusters from EPA. Rudy sees the underside of the bus.