Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid

Keeping up with the Coronavirus. Nitwit Nero gets snippy over a question about his response to it. Congressman challenges Dr. Fauci to fact-check Trump in real time to keep him being a vector for the transmission of deadly dumbassery. MAGAT broadcaster not worried about COVID-19; instead frets about the "Homovirus." We learn where Corona Caligula got the notion that a vaccine is just around the corner. Gospel Sharp claims "honoring Israel" will keep America from being more than "marginally affected" by the pandemic; calls for the west coast to suffer for not being sufficiently theocratic fascists. Why are people hoarding toilet paper?

Eeek! I just discovered one of the titanicest of all the Titanic white-wing intellects I've ever witnessed and . . . wow. Words fail. Well, not really, but OMG. If we are to understand her barking mad maunderings as being even remotely indicative of the MAGAT approach to the Coronavirus, we're more than a little screwed. Speaking of which, where was Viral Vespasian during this evening's episode of "Mike and the Really Bad Coronavirus Response?" No, really. He ran away from the last two press conferences. This evening, he didn't show at all. It's like it's the 1970s when we used to speculate on the whereabouts of the Soviet Premier. Oh, well, at least they have a plan to save the fracking industry.

Welcome back to a live program today! We've been off for a while due to life issues that we all face from time to time and we're happy to be back and ready to catch up, if that's at all possible, with current events and what history has in common with our present.

Thank you in advance for your patients and your support. We're all in this together and in that comes change.

The market gets a sucking chest wound. Coronavirus proves capable of jumping to MAGATS. They apparently smollicked all over each other at CPAC & AIPAC and now they're self-quarantining and Disease Donnie is, according to one source, "melting down."

But all's well! Just ask Mike Pence-ilneck Geek. Or don't. He can't seem to give a straight answer. Odd, for a fellow as straight as he tries to appear.

Wow! A vigorous Front Porch featuring, of course, COVID-19, but also the deep and abiding grief at seeing a viable woman run out of the Presidential contest. What do we mean when we say "We need a woman president?" Would Ivanka be OK? How about Nikki Haley? Will that advance the cause of feminism? Had John McCain prevailed in 2008, dropped dead and made Sarah Palin POTUS, would that have been a great leap for womankind? 

P.S. CDC advises older, sicker Americans to start limiting their exposure to groups of people.

Nitwit Nero suggests people are going to work with the Coronavirus; then whines to Sean "Life Support System For a Haircut" Hannityjob that he didn't say what he obviously said. MAGAT in North Carolina questions the existence of the virus . . . because she "don't trust Democrats."

Do yourself a favor and spend 45 minutes with this Australian documentary on the Coronavirus.

While we were all breathlessly watching the two soon-to-be-octogenarians duke it out on SuperTuesday, the MAGAT Regime quietly went about its mission of unleashing more poison into our communities. One case in particular hits home in a most painful way. Beyond that, well, Nitwit Nero wants to touch himself again. Roytollah Moore didn't finish in the teens like he wanted down in Talabama way. The Ides of March make a new appearance in Italy. In New Zealand a gospel sharp indentifies squadrons of demons carrying the Coronoavirus. Pat Robertson laughs at a scared 16 year old little girl. Because Gawd is luvvvv, y'all!

A clip of some of Chris Matthews' creepier moments. Bye, Chris! Nitwit Nero & Maga Mike clamp down on desperately needed information about COVID-19. Fox's Brit Hume displays a taste for vinyl. Candace Owens decides to teach the MAGATS at CPAC all about ancient MesoAmerican culture. Tornadoes ravage Tennestan, wipe out church.

Moran Monday! BUT HER EMAILS rears its ugly head once again, thanks to a Reagan appointee. Coronavirus carries a hefty financial wallop. Infectee goes walkabout in San Antonio. Pete, Amy, and Tom all bail. Pence leads a prayer circle of old, white men to stop COVID-19. Chris Matthews bids adieu after a long career as a creepy old dude. Also: bonus possum!

Friday-on-the-Front-Porch, COVID Edition.

Guess who's in charge of keeping the scientists muzzled? You won't like it, but you won't be surprised. A country with no real regard for people who can't go to the doctor when they're sick can't be expected to handle a pandemic with any degree of competence. Let's be clear: we face the harvest of a hateful crop the for-profit healthcare executives have sown for decades and 38%-ish of Murkkka is vibrating near a fever pitch . . . and they have a ton of guns.

CoronaCare. Is anyone else thinking about it outside our little far-sighted community? What will happen to the babies in our concentration camps when COVID-19 reaches them?