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West Virginia finally finds its first case of COVID-19, even as Sick Caesar applauds WV for not having it. Everything he touches, everything he mentions, goes to hell. Velveeta King tells Fox audience that Coronavirus is a "bioweapon." Social media influencer tries to launch the Coronavirus Challenge by licking a toilet seat. There is massive stupidity in Murkkka and it's a force multiplier for the disease. WV Governor Big Ol' Jim Justice holds a press conference, tells WVians to "be smart, stay apart." Oh, we'll be coming apart, alright! WV has a more at risk population across the board than almost any other state, and I explain why.

C'mon and hang out! The program is live, even if you're taking it in delay. #SocialDistancing means there's a place to talk. You're welcome here. What an awesome conversation this evening! Dan and Helene Fisher bring their reality. You bring yours! #DonaldTrumpIsTheVirus

An epic and informative Front Porch roundtable! Behold the Governor of the State of West Virginia. FoxNooz resurrects the racism, bigotry, and xenophobia of the "yellow peril." Covid Caligula goes the White House rose garden, shakes hands all around, and likely infects everyone near him . . . cuz it's a solid bet he has it. He was huffing and puffing throughout his madman maunderings. He also declared a "National Day of Prayer" for this Sunday, thereby insuring that churches will become the single largest vector for the spread of the disease. This Sunday morning, do what I'm going to do and check to see how many cars are in church parking lots. That will show you who's spreading the disease.

Market runs through $1T like a meth head with a $100 bill, wants more. Coronavirus exposes the fragility of our modern society. COVID Caligula's speech falls flat, kills Market. Market moving toward erasing Trump from its history. Toilet Paper Mania reaches the hills and hollers of Appalachia.

Keeping up with the Coronavirus. Nitwit Nero gets snippy over a question about his response to it. Congressman challenges Dr. Fauci to fact-check Trump in real time to keep him being a vector for the transmission of deadly dumbassery. MAGAT broadcaster not worried about COVID-19; instead frets about the "Homovirus." We learn where Corona Caligula got the notion that a vaccine is just around the corner. Gospel Sharp claims "honoring Israel" will keep America from being more than "marginally affected" by the pandemic; calls for the west coast to suffer for not being sufficiently theocratic fascists. Why are people hoarding toilet paper?

Eeek! I just discovered one of the titanicest of all the Titanic white-wing intellects I've ever witnessed and . . . wow. Words fail. Well, not really, but OMG. If we are to understand her barking mad maunderings as being even remotely indicative of the MAGAT approach to the Coronavirus, we're more than a little screwed. Speaking of which, where was Viral Vespasian during this evening's episode of "Mike and the Really Bad Coronavirus Response?" No, really. He ran away from the last two press conferences. This evening, he didn't show at all. It's like it's the 1970s when we used to speculate on the whereabouts of the Soviet Premier. Oh, well, at least they have a plan to save the fracking industry.

Welcome back to a live program today! We've been off for a while due to life issues that we all face from time to time and we're happy to be back and ready to catch up, if that's at all possible, with current events and what history has in common with our present.

Thank you in advance for your patients and your support. We're all in this together and in that comes change.

The market gets a sucking chest wound. Coronavirus proves capable of jumping to MAGATS. They apparently smollicked all over each other at CPAC & AIPAC and now they're self-quarantining and Disease Donnie is, according to one source, "melting down."

But all's well! Just ask Mike Pence-ilneck Geek. Or don't. He can't seem to give a straight answer. Odd, for a fellow as straight as he tries to appear.

Wow! A vigorous Front Porch featuring, of course, COVID-19, but also the deep and abiding grief at seeing a viable woman run out of the Presidential contest. What do we mean when we say "We need a woman president?" Would Ivanka be OK? How about Nikki Haley? Will that advance the cause of feminism? Had John McCain prevailed in 2008, dropped dead and made Sarah Palin POTUS, would that have been a great leap for womankind? 

P.S. CDC advises older, sicker Americans to start limiting their exposure to groups of people.

Nitwit Nero suggests people are going to work with the Coronavirus; then whines to Sean "Life Support System For a Haircut" Hannityjob that he didn't say what he obviously said. MAGAT in North Carolina questions the existence of the virus . . . because she "don't trust Democrats."

Do yourself a favor and spend 45 minutes with this Australian documentary on the Coronavirus.