Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid

Nitwit Nero gets rolled up and smoked by Michele Obama; doesn't respond well . . . in other words, responds as you would expect Corona Caligula to respond. "It is what it is."  More on the deadly oleander and the pillow hustler who wants us all to try some. FDA? What FDA? QAnon freak tries poetry. No. Just: NO. Hey, look, Ma! The Russian plot wasn't a hoax after all! COVID Claudius writes a love note. He's a "big fan." 

Jesus Tok! Nitwit Nero talks to gawd. NeverTrump Republicans pine for home. Why is AOC only getting a minute when a GOP Governor is getting a speech at the Democratic (Virtual) Convention? How many ways are there for MAGATS to cheat an election? A Trump ex- plays footsie with QAnon and anti-vaxxers. Sing: "Oleanders growing outside my door . . . " Just don't eat the damned things, even if Ben Carson and the MyPillow creeper tell you to.

Elections, health care, and how we become boondoggled in the process of living in the U.S.A. We listen to the patter of what we should buy, what we should believe, but we seldom see what motivation is behind what's being sold. Maybe it's time to see what bag of goods we're really getting with such little returns.

Another week reaches its end with a rousing Front Porch conversation around the Extraordinary Ordinary Roundtable. The treason that is Nitwit Nero's assault on the Postal Service took the lead, but there are other issues, like sexual assault in the El Paso ICE hole, a proposed barge dock for fracking poison on the Ohio River. We learn about Nitwit Nero's viewing habits before he became King, er, President. 

Betelgeuse! Wait. Elmbrook School District. Let's go there instead. Or how about a Fambly Valyooz MAGAT who wants Meemaw and Peepaw dead . . . for Trump, of course. But no. Let's go to Elmbrook. Satanic Social Distancing! Why SIX feet? Illuminati doctors! Jeeeebuss, these people. Betelgeuse! Monkey-up DeKlantis conscripts Florida schoolkids to be junior SEALs. Liz Cheney joins a long parade of dangerous Republican eliminationists. Not a surprise, really, considering Daddums shot his buddy right in the face. "We won't give her the chance." Betelgeuse! We take a miss on the MAGAT Shitshow. The light from Betelgeuse left a lonnnnnnnng time ago, just as the eastern hemisphere was about to be laid low. 

We have a carryover moran titanic intellect. Meet Stacy Washington who, as a "Black Voice For Trump" has declared herself the arbiter of blackness, specifically for the purpose of questioning the blackness of Kamala Harris. She, along with white supremacist leader Tucker Carlson, is apparently stymied by Senator Harris' first name, even with a pronunciation guide to help her. Supporters of the grandson of a pimp and son of a klansman decry Harris' alleged heritage relating to an ancestor who was a slaver owner. We check in with Nitwit Nero's shitshow, in which he declares that "they" are invading Suburbia. He's not even trying to hide his racism anymore, to the extent that he ever did. Florida sheriff declares himself a bioterrorist. Big 12 wants to spread COVID-19, er, have a football season. Annnnnd, since it's 2020, why not have a salmonella outbreak necessitating a massive recall of . . . onions. Because in TrumpMurkkka, even onions are dangerous.

Vice-presidential announcements are what happen when you make other plans . . . at least if you do radio. So there I was, all ready for three hours of radio when, about forty-five minutes before airtime, the news drops that Biden finally made his choice. This then engendered a complete reconsideration of the evening. Still, there was no paucity of topics. Oh, no. Not here. Not ever. BONUS: let's see if Podbean can actually "get" this recording. Sheesh!

Bioterrorist morans descend upon Portland and Seattle. Political and public health officials do nothing. Ted Cruz proves himself really untalented at the whole being-a-human thing . . . again. Marco Rubio follows suit with the "good news" about children getting COVID-19. GOP Senator Ron Johnson (of Wisconsin) says he wants Americans to continue suffering because money. Nitwit Nero shambles away from the podium due to a shooting nowhere near him. Woman berates cop in "Communist South Carolina" because he pulled her over for blocking her rear-window with a covidiot poster. Don't let the MAGATS get your goat. Get your own. 

Was it a false positive or a false negative? Or a positive negative or a negative positive? Welcome to Ohio Governor Mike Dewine's world. Nitwit Nero screws Social Security and Medicare, right out of the long time GOP playbook. See, Symptom, not Disease. Paulding County, Georgia students who alerted the world to just how BAD their school system was handling re-opening won't be punished after all. Mississippi burning . . . again . . . only different. Jer Junior to "spend more time with his family." Some other maniac will run FU for awhile. Careful about outing fascists. They get their fee-fees hurt terribly easily. The most senior economist in Alabama says we need a TRILLION dollars per month till next June to save our country and the economy. He wasn't kidding. The Front Porch crew tackles it all!

P.S Donald Trump is a white supremacist. 

August 6, 1945, a day which will live in infamy . . .

Corona Caligula goes to Cleveland, misses getting exposed to the 'Rona by *that* much. Whirlpool hosted him. I'll never buy another Whirlpool appliance as long as I live. No way. I don't support companies that support Trump. While there, the madness of Ding Don was on broad display. We're being abused by "ThighLand." People are thankful to him for fixing America's faucets . . . and light bulbs. Joe Biden will "hurt god." Tough times to be a second grader in Cherokee County, Georgia. Even worse if you're a high schooler who dared to show the world what "safety" looks like at North Paulding High School. Lousy day for Wayne ThePeter and the National Ruble Association.