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When you've been doing progressive talk for more than a decade and a half, getting a telemarketing pitch to subscribe to Sirius XM can be downright amusing. Nitwit Nero emphasizes the "Nitwit" part by threatening to sue the whistleblower (and his lawyer) for "treason." Jeffuhsun Davis Beauregard Sessions the Turd wets himself begging Chlamydia Claudius to like him again. How embarrassing! Julius Geezer prays they don't boo him tomorrow in Alabama. And: let's refer to Bloomberg as "AOB": "Another Old Billionaire."

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The bad days just keep coming for Nitwit Nero. Today, he got fully and finally busted for his family charity scam. How do we know? Because he bleated his victimhood on Twitter. His spawn even had to go to don't-commit-fraud school over it. Mike Pence has reportedly thought about what it would be like to be Jeebuss' very own Preznit. How do we know? Because he didn't deny it when he was asked. Meanwhile, a shred of Republican pseudo-decency may yet remain in Kentuckystan. 

The Deacons had to get back to work after two weeks off, and they're footsore and jet-propelled. E-Dub Jackson prophesies that Virginia will become California with a Democrat take-over. Matt Bevins and the Kentuckystan GOP plot a coup to overturn the gubernatorial election in which voters threw Bevins out of office. Mike Pence-ilneck Geek arm-twists USAID to give money to Christian groups. DHHS wants to keep Teh Gay from adopting. MAGATs getting nervous about losing al Qaeda ("al Qaeda" is nothing more than Arabic for "the base"). A warning to Tide fans. A MAGAT sees the light. 

Dr Kevin Shanley joins Dr Bill for an in-depth analysis of North Korea unlike any you're likely to have heard from the ForProfit Media. This is waaaaaaay too deep for the millionaires on the TV box. 

Ouch! The thorns, they fester. Nitwit Nero has another bad day. Native Americans get dissed by Orange Man with forked tongue. Gordo Sondland gets a recollection refresher. Precious Lindsey refuses to do his job. Who knew Senators could actually go on strike? A black cat in the Meadowlands. No Krispy Kremes for Minnesota. Rand Paul doesn't consatooshun too gude.

A moran of morans. Or two of them. Dem Senator calls out another Dem Senator (rightly) as why we can't have nice things. Nitwit Nero loses again in court. 

A lot went into making the Constitution. The personality conflicts, alone, required kid gloves. Then there were the issues of what "self-government" should be, how it should work. In this episode, Dr Bill discusses these wrinkles and roadblocks, from how to get John Hancock aboard, to disinterested delegates, to yes, impeachment. You won't get this kind of history in many (if  any) other places. 

"Non Est De Felem Damnatavium Deum" (or something like that)

Quite the busy, far-flung FotFP! From healthcare to what a jackass Joe Manchin is (duh!) to the deep-seated male fears of the "feminine mystique" to coconut crabs. This ain't your ordinary radio. 

Yeeeee-ouuuch! It's a bush that's far more thorns than leaves or flowers. Dems pass Impeachment procedure resolution that GOP's been begging for. Ergo, GOP decries transparent resolution. Behold Louie "Asparagus" Gohmert. Rep. Katie Hill bids farewell, puts a shot across Trump's bow on the way out. Another oil spill on the Keystone XL pipeline. 

Busy week for the two-legged monsters of the Religion Industry! Homophobes! Xenophobes! Priests worried about the prayshus leetle fetuseseseses (not so much the prayshus little born children)! Daubenmire ponders buttplugs! Fallopian fascists in Missouri! Graham crackers on the march!