Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid

After only a couple of live services, the Cathedral of Common Sense (which is every bit as fake as every other religion) has (unlike other fake religions) shut down again to stop the spread of the Delta variant. At least the Deacons are happy. Still, what a program! Sure: taking down Randy Paul, Liberturdian Opfamologist is easy, but WOW!

A long time ago, Kurt Vonnegut wrote a short story entitled "The Great Space F**k," only without the asterisks. Today, a near-trillionaire from a planet with millions of starving people on it, rode a giant, penis-shaped rocket to space just as hundreds of others have done before, but returned convinced he was some sort of a hero. Kurt Vonnegut, meanwhile, though dead, proves to be a prophet. PBUH. 

"Y'all, it's gonna happen again." I mean, like, y'know, there's evidence, and stuff.

Such a Friday!

And so we are confirmed as having known almost exactly what was going on during Nitwit Nero's Reign of Error. It was as bad as the HORN F/C/C discerned that it was. And now the multi-millionaire media are finally catching up. 

Glory! EVILgelical math made easy! 245=2 x 45, Miracle! FBI sat still while Larry Nassar raped 70 women. Joe Manchin is eagerly awaiting his next opportunity to screw America. Fambly Research Council says the quiet part out loud. 

Robyn accidentally listens to third-tier white-wing radio. President Biden gives a speech about voting rights. White-wing hissy incoming. Karen gets booted off a cruise for being COVID-positive. Tennestan MAGATS enable child sacrifice. 

KlanPac this past weekend provided oodles of moran energy. BONUS: Karen loses it in Victoria's Secret. 

Oh, look! Republicans got caught saying the quiet part out loud and telling the world they know Joe Manchin is doing their dirty work for them. 

Haiti reminds us of how disastrous American foreign policy can be for our neighbors in this hemisphere. Pelosi throws world class shade at Nitwit Nero. Fetus Fetishist attacks Planned Parenthood clinic in Washington. Coal: it isn't gone and some countries who should know better are burning more than they once were.