Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid

A cavalcade of morans! Let's start with "historian" Craven McCarthy unburdening himself of alllll his feels about how innocent Murkkka is. James Knox Polk would like a word. And then . . . ohhhhh, then! We have the dainty sensibilities of the Washington Post Editorial Board! "Marriage is dying because liberal wimminz!" Someone pass 'em the clutching-pearls. Tangerine Tiberius wants you to know he's just scarcastic. Totally!