July 23, 2021
Epic! Sports stories that aren't about sports. Anti-vaxxers assault a cancer center in L.A. Governor Mee-Maw gets hardass (a day late and a few million doses short) on the COVIDIOTS in Talabama. And one of the most free-wheeling Front Porches EVAH! Details of the HORN-In.
Unfortunately, we finished unfunded for Thursday and Friday. In order to keep the last week of the month from starting in a deeeeep hole, we need to raise $455 to finish this week.
July 22, 2021
Today in Treason. Today in Covidiocy. Today in Confederate Defenders. Today in Hey, We Won One. Today in Things HIPAA doesn't mean.
The funding hole is deep: $1,025 going into Friday on the Front Porch. This self-sustaining community is grateful for every bit of support!
July 21, 2021
After only a couple of live services, the Cathedral of Common Sense (which is every bit as fake as every other religion) has (unlike other fake religions) shut down again to stop the spread of the Delta variant. At least the Deacons are happy. Still, what a program! Sure: taking down Randy Paul, Liberturdian Opfamologist is easy, but WOW!
July 20, 2021
A long time ago, Kurt Vonnegut wrote a short story entitled "The Great Space F**k," only without the asterisks. Today, a near-trillionaire from a planet with millions of starving people on it, rode a giant, penis-shaped rocket to space just as hundreds of others have done before, but returned convinced he was some sort of a hero. Kurt Vonnegut, meanwhile, though dead, proves to be a prophet. PBUH.
July 19, 2021
"Y'all, it's gonna happen again." I mean, like, y'know, there's evidence, and stuff.
July 15, 2021
And so we are confirmed as having known almost exactly what was going on during Nitwit Nero's Reign of Error. It was as bad as the HORN F/C/C discerned that it was. And now the multi-millionaire media are finally catching up.
July 14, 2021
Glory! EVILgelical math made easy! 245=2 x 45, Miracle! FBI sat still while Larry Nassar raped 70 women. Joe Manchin is eagerly awaiting his next opportunity to screw America. Fambly Research Council says the quiet part out loud.
July 13, 2021
Robyn accidentally listens to third-tier white-wing radio. President Biden gives a speech about voting rights. White-wing hissy incoming. Karen gets booted off a cruise for being COVID-positive. Tennestan MAGATS enable child sacrifice.
July 12, 2021
KlanPac this past weekend provided oodles of moran energy. BONUS: Karen loses it in Victoria's Secret.